I might be sweet outside, but I'm ROTTEN inside. { Sausage Party rp & art blog (nsfw) } Name: Call me Cookie~ Foodsona: Dylan Dálmata Tracking: chocodalmatian Friendly to: Canons || OCs || Crossover || Genderbend || Everything Open to: Roleplaying || Art Trades || Ask Games || M!A || Anything really. Pixel made by Cecilpop
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(Skelly) ....I missed you, a lot.
❝Skelly!!❞ He rushed towards the doll, hugging her tightly. ❝I thought you had been chosen! Where have you been?❞
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how do 38 people reblog a post of mine and none of them put anything in the tags how am i supposed to know what yall are thinking? do you love me? are you laughing at me? i guess ill never know because yall dont tag anything
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ok but I friggin love this idea
also you might spot some foodsona cameos
@brunch-life
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me: *Wants to draw the comic of Doug being picked*
Me: Cookie, you haven't finished the one of the non perishables
me: ... *wants to draw it anyway*
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I just imagined Dylan going to Doug’s aisle to visit him as he always does, just to be told by Doug’s siblings that he was picked by “the gods” and made myself sad :’’’D
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SKELLY
don’t let the snack cake alone, he thought you were picked by the motherfucking giants jaksdhjkasda

@chocodalmatian LOOK ITS HER
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PFFFT HAHAHAHAHA SÍ, ES LITERALMENTE STEVE Y DYLAN
mierda, nunca hice el dibujo, debo hacerlo algún día
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: That’s some pretty advanced benefits
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Whipsy: well uh... *sweats* shit... i... might be dating... *mutters something* the douche *looks away blushing* ....
Dylan went in complete silence for a few seconds, before drawing a surprised expression in his face. ❝Ohh! That douche? Well I’m impressed!❞ He admitted, placing his hands in his waist, apparently concerned. ❝Because I thought he was that ramune girl’s boyfriend!❞
❝... or husband... algo así! Además... I saw him too with that juice box... geez, are you sure he’s dating only you?❞
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Xd i really love alyx idk why I don’t draw them more often
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Whipsy: haha your not so bad dylan! And i might just smoke later... besides me a douche are gonna- *covers her mouth* ... almost said it...
❝A douche...?❞ He raised an eyebrow. ❝What do you mean by “A douche”?❞
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Whipsy: well getting in a relationship takes time dylan... *grabs a kazoo* wait before i use this, do you smoke weed?
❝Pffft I know, that’s why I’m not in one❞ he laughed ❝Products come and go, vienen y van, it’s hard to see one for more than... what? Two or three months? It’s like...❞ He chuckled a bit, just to slowly make his smile to fade. ❝Impossible, so... yeah and no, gracias❞ the snack cake shook his finger in a “no” sign. ❝I stopped doing it like two years ago❞
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Whipsy: ... thats... kinda alot dylan... i only got fucked by one and thats it but.. wow
❝When you have been around in the same place for many years, is kinda impossible not to get into certain situations with different productos...❞ He shrugged. ❝But... I’d be lying if I said that I don’t want to settle and be just with someone, ya sabes, tipo like... in a serious relationship❞
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Hell yes
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I decided to make a sausage party foodsona/oc
I decided it would be a açai (i guess these are mostly only on brazil? But damn these are tasty as shit) and I like his design a lot but I don’t like how I drew it :/ he’s probably going to be a outgoing extrovert kind of guy but at the same time is really innocent
And the inspiration to make him came from my friend @livvyred ‘s foodsona (which is really cute!! y'all should check her out!!)
Anyways that’s it really idk what to say
#AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW COSITO BONITO#ME LO QUIERO COMER#QUÉ ADORABLE#ME MUERO#QAQ#kjahjkhdjkahsdhashk!!!!!!#other ppl foodsona#hotdog fest
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Whipsy: hehe! Wow your really a jolly guy huh!? Haha your my type of guy *pats his shoulder*
“Well Jolly is my name, and after all who wouldn’t be jolly around this time of year regardless of what they celebrate! After all…”
#rip jolly#that song is in my head after hearing the muppets singing it#sorry it was a very gay song (?)#and by gay I mean that my gay ship was singing to each other during it#thanks for bringing me those memories jolly (?)#we'll miss you
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TAKE YOUR CHILDREN
first row of the dank sketch requests I got. Also FORGIVE ME @sausage-squad FOR I COULDN’T FIND KASEY’S COLORS
@livvyred @thirsty-for-bill-hader-whiskey @thecoffeecafe
also thecoffeecafe requested El Guaco holding a mistletoe in his boots so
#those are great#BUT MY FAV IS GUACO WITH THE MISTLETOE#ASKJDHSJKAJKSDHJK#other ppl foodsona#hotdog fest
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👌 This 👌 guy 👌 right 👌 fuckin’ 👌 here 👌
@thecoffeecafe
The Taffster
I’ve been meaning to draw him for a while hhh
His arms are my aesthetic
Also this is transparent just cause why not
Hope you like it, my dude UvU!
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