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Chop One, Chop Two
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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[text] Yeah so, I have some bad news..? We won't be able to hang out very much for the next, I don't really know when.. I fucked up really bad. I covered the principal's office in grape jelly, and he wasn't exactly a fan, I have detention with him until he decides to let me free. I also got kicked off the lacrosse team. so I won't see you during practices either.. AND no doubt Ivan is talking my phone, so I guess i'm off the grid.
[texts back rather frantically] Dude, that fucking blows. Man, you gotta learn to escape through the air vents when you pull shit like that. Whatever man, don't worry. I'll try to pull a few favors from the dudes I know and hopefully get you back on the team. Maybe even get you out of detention? Idk but hopefully itll work!
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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Reina was stunned by the male's blue hair and right away picked out a blue iris from her basket, before approaching him. "Please give this to someone!"
Luke was startled by the sudden outburst from the girl, but he took the flower with a grin. "Will do, cutie!" Now he just had to find someone...
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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What does your internet history look like?
[nervous sweating]
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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How hard do you "drop the bass"?
As hard as I need to, babe~
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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"That's cool, though! You don't have to share a bathroom with anyone, either." Luke rolled over onto his side so he could face Dirk. He shrugged one shoulder and sighed. "It's not that we don't get along, I guess. We just have really different personalities. He's got some good taste in music, though, so I don't have to complain when he blasts tunes or whatever, I guess. He's a pretty antisocial dude, though."
Double Vision || Luke & Dirk
"I might get one eventually but I have a bunch of freedom for now!" Dirk sat on his bed looking over at Luke, it would be pretty great if he was his roommate.
" so you don’t get along with your roomie then?" He leaned back on his bed shifting the ice so it was on the top of his head.
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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Luke rolled his eyes and chuckled. "Whatever, dude!" He followed Dirk to his dorm, which was a bit down the ways from his own, and raised a brow in interest. "You don't have a roommate? That's pretty cool, man. You have so much more room."
He followed Dirk into the room and did just as the guy had told him. He laid down on the free bed and put his hands behind his head. Luke looked at all of the posters and such around the room and let out an impressed whistle. "Man, your room looks a lot better than mine. I have to share mine with some grumpy dude, so we have like, a split room. It's lame, man."
Double Vision || Luke & Dirk
"My head still throbbing a bit, but it might just be from you talking so loud." Dirt laughed pressing the ice to his forehead. The freshmen lead Luke through the halls to his room in 3B. "It might be a little messy, I don’t have a roommate so I kind of took over." He pulled out his key and unlocked it. 
Inside was a typical teenage boy’s room, skateboarding posters above his un-made bed, textbooks on his desk, skateboard leaning against the wardobe, porn mags (both male and female) and clothes piled up in a hamper. Dirk told Luke to make himself comfortable and made his way around picking up underwear and male porn magazines before tucking them away.
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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"Hell yeah, dude. We'll exchange numbers after you get all checked out." He grinned at Dirk from over his shoulder, then rounded one more corner and stepped into the nurse's office. "Heyyy, Nurse Pham! We got another one today!"
Luke grinned as he set Dirk down on one of the cots. As the nurse did the basic checkup procedures, Luke just waited patiently. Once they got the okay, and Dirk got a bag of ice for his head, the two headed towards the dorms. "Feel better?"
Double Vision || Luke & Dirk
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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"What?!" Luke stopped dead in his tracks at the mention of a skate board. "You board? Dude, I've wanted to learn to skateboard so bad! I'd have to go to the next town over to buy a board though! You gotta let me see your skateboard, dude." Luke laughed and kept on walking. "That's sick as fuck, dude. But yeah, head to the gym with me or something sometime!"
Double Vision || Luke & Dirk
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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"Ahhhh, so that's it..." Luke hummed in agreement. "Soccer can get really rough, but they card you for too much violence. I try not to get carded a lot, but sometimes you just have to clothesline a guy who kicks you with his cleats." He chuckled and turned a corner. "You know," he turned his head a bit towards Dirk's. "-you're pretty light. You should hit up the gym with me in the mornings or something. Y'know, if your noggin isn't all messed up."
Double Vision || Luke & Dirk
"Hitting them with your crosse is not the objective of the game, it’s just a plus. It’s just like soccer but with more crazy terms, I’m sure you’d be good at it, and we usually wear more equipment during an actual game." If dirk had been wearing his helmet he wouldn’t have been hit in the face. A situation where a helmet would of helped, no one better tell his brother that. But again if he had been wearing a helmet it wouldn’t be hugging Luke’s shoulders, so it’s a total win.
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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"I'll do my best, dude!" Luke chuckled and continued to walk towards the nurse's office. "So, you play lacrosse, huh? Isn't that sport like, super aggresive? Don't you just smack people around with your sticks? ..... That sounds kinda fun, actually..." Luke thought about it, and decided that lacrosse would be sick as hell in a battle-to-the-death.
Double Vision || Luke & Dirk
Dirk would go to watch him, so he so no reason why the girl’s wouldn’t go as well. So he just nodded. He blushed when Luke bent down of him, and took a deep breath forcing the blush away as his climbed on, his arms wrapped around Luke’s shoulder he hugged tight, worried he would be dropped. 
He did his best to ignore Luke’s hands and replied. “Just don’t drop me alright? That would suck a lot.” It was weird being on someone’s back, but it was also familiar, Ivan often had to piggy back him home when he was exhausted from playing all day. Dirt rested his chin on the top of his senior’s shoulder and closed his eyes. breathing rhythmically. 
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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"Ahaha, you really think they're there to see me?" Luke chuckled and rubbed the back of his neck, a bit embarrassed. He honestly didn't believe that those chicks were there to watch him, but if Dirk said so...
"Oh, yeah, here--" Luke crouched in front of Dirk and, once the freshman had climbed onto his back, Luke stood up and hooked his arms under Dirk's legs. "Alright, there we go! Now I don't have to worry about you falling over." He laughed, then began to walk.
Double Vision || Luke & Dirk
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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"Yeaaaahhh, coach kinda hates it when I try to show off or something." He chuckled, but stopped when he noticed Dirk wobbling around a bit. "Listen, dude, you sure you're alright? I'll carry you on my back or something if you need me to." Man, he really needed to lighten up on his kicks... Luke stopped walking and looked at Dirk, waiting for an answer.
Double Vision || Luke & Dirk
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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Luke let out a small sigh of relief when Dirk managed to stand on his own, but he kept an eye on him in case he did need to carry the poor guy. The senior scoffed and rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, sure. I'll keep that in mind." He snickered and walked with Dirk towards the school. "Again, sorry 'bout that!"
Double Vision || Luke & Dirk
Dirk pulled himself up using Luke’s hand and wobbled a little bit before he felt stable on his feet, He realized he was still holding Luke’s hand and quickly let go, before rubbing his own on his shorts.. He started wobbling slowly towards the school. 
"Y’know if you wanted to come talk to me, there was a better way to go about it then hitting me in the face."
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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"12? Holy shit you are not okay." He felt Dirk's grip on his fingers tighten and he sighed. "Alright, I'm taking you to the nurse anyways, though. Can you stand up?" Luke looked around at the people hovering around them and he shooed them off with his free hand. "Goddess, back the hell up, you guys. You're suffocating even me!"
Once the crowd pulled back and began to go back to their previous activities, Luke looked at Dirk. "C'mon, dude. Nurse's office. Let's go."
Double Vision || Luke & Dirk
Dirk squinted up at the face over him, blue hair and yellow eyes, Luke, he was apologizing, Luke hit him in the face with a ball, and Dirk went flying “Not cool man, not cool.”  He whispered to himself avoiding eye contact with the senior, this was kind of embarrassing, He sighed and then stared up at the fingers. “Why do you have 12 fingers? some kind of crazy anonymity?”
He reached up and grabbed Luke’s fingers, “Wait only three?” his vision started returning to normal and he noticed the concerned faces around him, “I’m fine!” He smiled for everyone, but gripped Luke’s fingers tighter, since he always clenched his fist when he lied, in reality his head was throbbing.
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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Luke was so bored of the same old practice every day. It was always either practice matches or running laps, and he was sick of it! So, he got some buddies together and were trying out some new power kicks- ones that would fly passed the goalie and into the net and the crowd would go wild, chanting his name!
Of course, that all didn't fly with the coach. The old geezer was always on his case about something, and Luke always just shrugged it off. Today, though, he did mess up. He jumped in the air and kicked the soccer ball towards the goalie, but it flew passed the goal and went straight for the lacrosse practice. "Oh, shit--" was all Luke could say before it slammed right into someone's face. "I'll get it!" Luke yelled as the coach was throwing his clipboard.
Luke ran over to Dirk, pushed through the crowd, and bent over him. "Dude, I'm so sorry about that. Are you alright?" He saw that the guy's forehead was turning bright red and he sighed. He held up three fingers in front of Dirk's face. "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Double Vision || Luke & Dirk
Dirk body-checked one of his teammates that was playing on the other side as they both ran for the ball, someone had cleared it way to far and it was now waiting surrounded by only grass in the offensive zone, the freshmen scooped it up quickly in the pocket and raked it over to a senior who had a fast-break leading to them tying up the score.
He was still getting used to all the new terms of Lacrosse but a lot of them were pretty fun, rake, box, shaft. He tried to focus on what everyone was doing and point out the terms but a name caught his attention.
"LUKE!" The soccer coach did not seem happy about something, dirk’s eyes swept the other field picking out Luke with ease, the dirty blonde felt like he had been seeing the senior everywhere lately, but sadly those bright yellow orbs of his never met up with dirk’s eyes, while he laughed, grinned and sometimes frowned. Wait.. why was that sad? He shook his head trying to clear out the thought as someone else yelled.
"INCOMING!" Dirk’s eyes landed on the ball just before it smoked him in the forehead, "GAUH" he screamed smashing his head into the ground when he fell, Dirk groaned rubbing his forehead as people started to surround him, his vision was swimming no idea who was who.
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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A n o n y m o u s || Luke & Dirk
Dirk had a perfect escape record, 3 pranks this week and the facility still had no idea who was behind this. He was invisible to them which he always loved about the beginning because he was in control and he was free. This time wasn’t so easy.. he set off a stink bomb that had just exploded in the office and as he was fleeing the scene he noticed his hat outside the sliding door. "Shit!" he grumbled running back for it scooping it up as he ran down the hall. This wasn’t his escape plan! His head swung from side to side looking for an exit, staircase, ANYTHING! The freshmen was so focused on a way out that he didn’t see the guy until he slammed right into him.
Luke had definitely had better pranking days. Hell, the whole last week was rough for him, because the higher-ups kept on blaming him for pranks he didn’t even pull! Though, he had to admit, he would have pulled them if he had thought of them. Regardless of the bad week, though, Luke needed to pull one of his own. He had waxed the hallway right near a few busy classrooms, and watched the whole scene unfold before a teacher saw him with the wax and rag. By that point, he was already dashing down the hall. Or at least, he was, until he ran right into someone else.
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chopchopit · 11 years ago
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Hey Luke! I have a question! Do you know why someone asked if I had carpet? It was this weird gray person thingy.
[sPITS OUT SODA] !!!!!
U-UH Listen, Amber, I don't think I should be the one to tell you this kinda stuff.... Uh-- Go ask the nurse or something. [rubs the back of his neck] She'd do a better job of telling you without guilt.
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