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https://instagram.com/logo_fonts

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Neon Severance Evangelion

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When the Arizona Iced Tea hits

Someone add a gif i'm on mobile

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I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements

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outie mark waking up in his office and being told he's plowed the ceo's daughter. chef's kiss really

helena eagan seeing outie mark at a restaurant eating like this and feeling unbridled lust

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i love reading the reviews for disco elysium because it's like

⭐️ - genuinely the most dogshit game i've ever played in my entire life. i clicked the options for my politics and it called me a fascist fucking stupid commies i hate you i hate you i hate y

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - kim made me so horny i had to do breathing exercises to calm down

⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 - i died from the chair

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Am I still allowed to cum inside my system girlfriend if she switches from her communist alter to her liberal alter midway through sex??

absolutely not. hold the line.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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4000cc breast implants :)

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DOECHII'S full performance of catfish and denial Is a river at the GRAMMYS

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DOECHII wins Best Rap Album for ‘Alligator Bites Never Heal’ at the 67th Grammy Awards (2025)

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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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lowkey all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey

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Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice… still shame on you. What? You expecting otherwise? Who raised you? My trusting nature does not absolve you of ethical recompense! Go think about your choices.

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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever