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Against Empire by Michael Parenti

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Let’s go!

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Happy 10 years anniversary to gay marriage becoming a fundamental right across the U.S.!!! we love you supreme court ruling Obergefell v. Hodges, and we will fight for you!

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I was on my way to work and this guy passes me in his Firebird. And then did a victory lap in the parking lot like I was driving anything other than a minivan equipped with a transmission that's essentially a foot and a half out the door.

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Customer states: Call me crazy but I'm pretty sure my car got shot with am emp rifle.

Problem: corroded relay

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This is not for you.

This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.

For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:

- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.

- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails. 

And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.

TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give? 

THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU. 

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personal rules for winter ❄

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Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

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Weather in 90% of the world:

-sunny

-rainy

-hot

-cold

- (maybe) snow

Weather in Michigan for some unholy reason

-sunny

-rainy

-both at the same time

-hot

-softball sized hail

-severe thunderstorm

-blizzard

-tornadoes

-Graupel

-cold

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OW

ow

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People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”

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I thought you were dead

No I just forget that this blog exists

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🎈 Happy TARDIS Day! 🎈

Celebrating sixty-one years of Doctor Who. 👏❤️👏❤️👏

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Throckmorton

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