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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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The fabric of Chuck Norris's life is death http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11914
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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Chuck Norris can buy a Ferrari from a Honda car dealer. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11913
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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Chuck Norris can dance without moving a single muscle. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11912
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to use the clutch http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11911
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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Chuck Norris used an Aimbot, Chams and Wallhacks.... In real war. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11910
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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The atomic bomb that went off in Japan in 1945 was actually empty. Chuck norris just happened to touched it and it went off. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11909
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11908
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11907
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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Chuck Norris moved to Clevelend, which forced LeBron James to go with the Miami Heat http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11906
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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Chuck doesn't battle, he only allows you to lose. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11905
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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Micheal Phelps trains with Chuck Norris swimming behind him http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11904
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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When Chuck Norris plays basketball, he can score 3 pointers from the free throw line, and he does it every time. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11903
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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Never before revealed script found. X-Files: Truth is, Chuck Norris is out there. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11902
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives! http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11901
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11900
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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The energy of one of Chuck Norris' round-house kicks is the equivelant of 10 nuclear bombs. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11899
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chucknorrisfactz-blog · 11 years ago
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.net/fact.aspx?factid=11898
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