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Toaster:exist
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Danny's first morning in the Wayne manor after adoption
Alfred: So, Master Danny, what would you like to eat for breakfast? We have toast.
Danny: *war flashbacks*
Danny, going full eldritch abomination: I̴f̷ ̶I̵'̷m̷ ̴f̴o̵r̵c̷e̸d̵ ̷t̴o̵ ̷e̸a̴t̷ ̵t̶o̸a̸s̴t̸ ̴O̵n̷e̷ ̵m̵o̸r̸e̵ ̶t̷i̵m̴e̴ ̷I̸'̸m̴ ̴g̷o̴i̵n̸g̵ ̵t̶o̵ ̶u̸s̷e̶ ̵m̶y̷ ̸p̴o̷s̶i̴t̴i̴o̷n̴ ̸a̴s̶ ̴G̶h̸o̸s̶t̸ ̴K̸i̷n̴g̵ ̷t̴o̸ ̷w̵a̷g̴e̷ ̶w̸a̷r̶ ̷o̷n̵ ̸E̷a̴r̴t̴h̴ ̸a̴n̸d̶ ̶d̵e̶s̶t̴r̷o̷y̴ ̴e̷v̶e̶r̴y̷ ̷t̵o̸a̷s̴t̸e̷r̷ ̷i̴n̷ ̴e̴x̵i̷s̵t̷e̶n̴c̷e̴ ̸
Batfam: ...
Alfred: ... We also have cereal
Danny, back to normal: Ohhh, you got any fruit loops?
#dpxdc#dp x dc#If I'm forced to eat toast One more time I'm going to use my position as Ghost King to wage war on Earth and destroy every toaster in exist#danny got toast related trauma#attacking earth because of toast? yah#attacking earth because the GIW hunted and vivisected him? nah#the bats didn't know that the adoption bait bruce picked up was the actual for real ghost king#war flashbacks#alfred pennyworth
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dpxdc fics
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POV : you're a ghost that just escaped the ghost zone.
Art study using the scene in puss in boots 2.
Im also a big fan of the scene where he has the coins on his eyes

I kinda wanna redraw this too
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The JLD had been on the hunt for a very specific ghost artifact for a while now. So to say they were peeved when a ghost teen slipped in and stole it mere seconds before they could acquire it would be a gross understatement. Mark their words they were going to retrieve that artifact and make that ghost boy pa- side glare from Zatanna- figure out what he wants with it.
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He’ll always be her little brother



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Fashion Summoning Roulette
Danny is the new High King of the Infinite Realms!
But he is...very not intimidating.
His rogues take offense to this.
They demand that when he gets summoned to other worlds his summoning outfit be different than his hero outfit. He must look intimidating!
They would be so fucking embarrassed for cultists to know that they got their asses handed to them by not only a baby, but a baby that couldn't be bothered to get an actual hero suit.
So they workshop it and bully Danny into agreeing.
Each of his rogues gets to design a "High King of the Infinite Realms" outfit, and when they've all had a go then Danny gets to choose the one he likes best.
Every time he gets summoned, he's wearing a different outfit.
Some of them are creepy, some of them are frightening, some of them are actually pretty bland, and some of them are...dumb. But Boxy looks so fucking hopeful Danny can't say no. Some of them make him look like he's draped in stars, and another uses colors unseeable to mortal eyes.
It seems like a pretty solid deal.
But they also want feedback from the cultists.
This leads to things getting a little awkward.
Like cultists kidnapping renowned journalist Lois Lane and fancy Gotham idiot Billionaire Brucie Wayne to offer them to the High King of the Infinite Realms because they heard he's super into fashion, and who better than a journalist and a man richer than god to give him pointers?
Lois keeps pointing out she's not from a fashion magazine.
Bruce quietly mentally acknowledges that yeah, he actually pays attention to fashion more than she does. He won't say it, though. Not when she can hear him.
@simplestoryteller
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