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“I’ve been told by my producer not to do an impression of a peacock” 🦚

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I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Stevie Martin says, "Four people in the entire wedding had just put some little cloaks on, and I went as the Witch-king of Angmar, the Lord of the Nazgûl." The studio screen shows a smiling bride hugging Stevie, who's concealed inside a menacing spike-covered helmet. End ID.]

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The comedy of Perez getting paid out of his RBR contract, only for RBR to do even more driver fuckery bc the car is actually shit, Horner gets sacked in the most unceremoniously way possible, and Perez signs a contract with Cadillac for 2026 - all in the span of about 8 months.

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If you're driving for Cadillac and I'm driving for Cadillac which one of us is going to play second fiddle to a world champion to the detriment of our advancement 🤔

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i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

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carbonating you then putting you in a water bottle with a straw

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

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The main difference between the weather being uncomfortably cold, and the weather being uncomfortably hot, is that the things you can do in the cold to warm yourself up (hot food/beverage, blankets, cuddles, nice clothes like sweaters, thick scarves and snazzy jackets, getting exercise) are very pleasant and very effective, and the things you can do in the heat to cool yourself down don't do shit.

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you know what actually, let this be its own post

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happy birthday to THE bitch of all time

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i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

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Investigations in a nutshell

(They were forced to listen to this)