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when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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Wells Fargo, the second largest U.S. bank by number of branches, just launched an ad that depicts two women practicing sign language before they meet the deaf child they plan to adopt.

In other words: *four hundred sobbing emojis and heart emojis in succession*

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

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why does it feel like I’m in a race with every 18-25 yr old on earth and I’m losing

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im going to have a stroke

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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I’m sorry if I’ve ever been that toxic person in someone’s life &/or hindered anyone’s growth. Even in the smallest of ways

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Best 100 anime of the last century poll results

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reblog if u understand this inspirational message

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This Yoi event was a blessing

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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Highlights from the Yuri!!! on Stage Drama

The answer to the question: “what would happen if both Yuuri and Victor got drunk at the same time”

Which turns out to be: “they BOTH strip and get super flirty with each other”

Victor loving Yuuri’s off-season katsudon tummy and squishing it happily and excitedly

Victor drunkenly flirting with Chris, making Yuuri jealous and prompting him to go all “look only at me” and “you aren’t looking ENOUGH” on him

Them playing a drinking strip game (essentially rock-paper-scissors/janken)

The implication that this is a COMMON OCCURRENCE for Victor and Yuuri and that they do it often (i.e. whenever they drink together, which is apparently frequently)

Naked stretching during which “Chihokogate” happens

Victor getting super jealous at this “Chihoko” and assuming its Yuuri’s ex-lover

Yuuri waking up like 10 hours later with a vicious hangover, wearing Victor’s underwear on his head like its a goddamn crown, and the words “OVERCOME CHIHOKO” scribbled on his back

Everyone wondering where the fuck Victor disappeared off to

People accusing Yuuri of hiding him away

People accusing Yurio of getting rid of him bc they found his list of edgy exhibition skate titles (including: “Yuri on DARKNESS” klfjskdfjs)

Them finding Victor essentially flexing on top of Hasetsu Castle, naked

Victor, screaming at the top of his lungs for the whole town to hear basically: “THIS PERSON IS YUURI’S PAST, BUT I AM YUURI’S NOW”

Y: “GET DOWN FROM THERE”

V: “IS THIS BETTER THAN CHIHOKO??”

Y: “WHO THE HELL IS CHIHOKO?????????”

The plot twist being Victor misheard Yuuri saying the word “shachihoko” in Japanese, and thus there IS no ex-lover lmaoooo

(The implication that this may mean Yuuri and Victor sometimes converse in Japanese bc Victor’s Japanese has improved to that point)

Y: “I COULD SEARCH THE WHOLE WORLD–NOBODY IS BETTER THAN YOU”

My soul being saved by this

Victor asking Yuuri to join him on top of the castle, naked

Yuuri ACTUALLY DOING IT

Them enjoying the view, while being naked and somehow not getting fucking arrested

Bonus:

Seung-gil being an affectionate drunk and kissing Nishigori LMAO

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EVERY TIME I THINK I’VE MADE VICTOR A BIT TOO EXTRA, KUBO-SENSEI QUAD FLIPS ME IN THE FACE AND DOES THIS