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New alternative chess idea: one pawn of each colour is replaced with a grain of rice. The rice can't move, but every time you move a piece, the amount of rice doubles, adding time pressure as you race to finish the game before your pieces are consumed by the rice.

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im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

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Die temu ad die

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fuck this stupid shit

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

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auto suggest bewilders me

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literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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new favourite hobby, stitching dumb shit onto pretty fabric

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sure what's the worst that could happen