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my laptop where i make my evil posts omn tumblr dot com
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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer
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Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:
You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing
It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables
The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong
The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting
Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off
Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute
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love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so bad
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"Hmm? Shy, are you, baby boy?"
"My best friend? It's Eric of course. Or, as I like to call him, Prince Charmin. Easy Eric. Eric of my eye. Fine-ric."
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"My best friend? It's Eric of course. Or, as I like to call him, Prince Charmin. Easy Eric. Eric of my eye. Fine-ric."
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The problem with a "hey do you want to be a robot/upload your mind in to a computer" poll is that for a lot of people, the answers depends very heavily on how quickly their meat prison is rotting.
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trying to make unlikable characters
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If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out!
Selective — Indie — Para — OC & Crossover Friendly
Penned by Felix. Haunted by @tricornered
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Octantis (picrew by potatolord)
#the admin#octantis#octantis townsend 🤝 cocoa meier = daughters showing up from the future#sheshouldrunintosteneilsometime
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Octantis Townsend is from a timeline where she survived and Rex died by Archimedes' hands. She stayed with Prescott for a few more years until she was old enough to be considered an adult and then she made her escape.
She disappeared from the face of the Earth for a decade or two and when she came back, she had with her a strange device that let her travel through time and space.
Her origins are from the woe.begone au but she may show up in odd places or Offices from time to time.
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Me when I go down into my basement and I don't see a blood soaked, sobbing man chained to the wall
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If Rex had to rescue Cas from Hades, he would not succeed. Cas will say something and then Rex will turn right around to argue with him about it
#the admin#rexcas#theres no romantic hadestown au for these two#rex is just like if you say ONE more word i WILL turn around and i WILL make you hades' problem
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Oh right I haven't told yall about my brilliant new AU yet. Camp Counselor Rex, but he's in Camp Here And There
#chnt au#he and matthew have a Thing going on#and he hates elijah with a passion but ONLY bcs elijah puts the kids in danger#<- my prev tags
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