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*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon

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Happy Birthday Harry

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WORLD’S MOST PATIENT MAN

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My god, are we going to be like our parents?

THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985) dir. John Hughes

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me after getting egged up by twelve scolipede & a golisopod

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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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I stayed up until 4:30am to finish reading In Your Dreams by JStevens IT IS DELIGHTFUL

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i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

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muoio malissimo

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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

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As an Italian living in Australia I often say "oh yeah next time I'm in Europe/I'm coming back to Europe guys!". Cause yeah I'll obviously go to Italy, but I might also visit Spain, the UK, Germany etc. I gotta catch up with all my friends who indeed. Live across Europe. If we're in the same continent at the same time there's a much higher chance for me to come visit, no matter the country really.

Soooo sometimes it makes sense. Especially cause the itinerary is a surprise until the very last minute cause I'm disorganised as heeeeell.

every time some annoying prick from the usa says they're going to "europe" and doesn't specify which country they should be automatically banned from the whole continent. are you going to france or lithuania answer quickly i have a gun

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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

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Hello! I made a dress from scratch for the Renaissance Faire. It took me six months to make the chemise, hoop skirt, under skirt, over skirts, French knot embroidered bodice, crown and jewelry. I am very excited to wear it this year despite how serious I look in the photos!

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I've had a bad day and would like to remind u that these photos of the lotr cast t-posing exist because it always makes me feel better:

Don't forget this one of Frodo giving side eye like a diva:

And this one of Sam always makes me giggle:

And Saruman giving bat wings:

And these guys:

You're welcome <3

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This is hilarious from the POV of someone doing their PhD on broccolini. Every time I have to say:

"Yes, it's a hybrid"

"No, the parents are actually the same species"

"Yes, that it's also the same species"

"Yup they're ALL the same species"

"I know it's kinda ridiculous. And delicious?"

After 3 years working with this thing I can safely say I hate all Brassicas. Pls save me from this hell.

Shut out to romanesco broccoli tho, my fav. I will keep you in my heart. I used to call it cavolo albero di Natale (Christmas tree broccoli). With pinzimonio? Magical experience.

sometimes I think about how brussel sprouts, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, collard greens, savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan are all the same species, and i understand why biologists are constantly furious about taxonomy

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

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Black sails is such a strange phenomenon. It’s brilliantly written. Its most memorable line is “tits tits, fruit fruit”. Has some of the worst actors I’ve ever set eyes on in it. And some of the best acting ever performed by humanity. For a show that seems at times to hate women and Black people it also has some of the most complex, well-rounded and powerful depictions of both. Toby Stephens is captivating, stunning, a work of art, his performance should be studied at drama school. Absolutely everything else he’s in is total dog shit.

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I know God Gale is considered a "bad" ending by most, but there's just something so funny about a dude who looks at an apocalyptic event caused by the hubris of man, thinks to himself "rip to that guy but I'm different," and then turns out to be totally right. He is built different, actually.

Turns out there was nothing wrong with what Karsus was doing, he was just bad at doing it. Blow up yourself and your entire empire because you tried to become a God? Skill issue. Why don't you try successfully becoming a God instead? What, like it's hard?