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St. James Infirmary Blues

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the second you tell satoru you’re pregnant, he vanishes — like, literally teleport-level gone — and reappears hours later with bags. so many bags. you’re pretty sure he cleared out an entire mall. he crashes into the bedroom like a tornado, tossing baby clothes in the air like it’s confetti, yelling “LOOK HOW TINY THIS IS!” every five seconds.

he’s cutting tags with his teeth, trying to fold onesies that end up looking like abstract art, and humming this completely off-key, made-up song about being “papa gojo, coolest dad in the world!” he’s glowing. absolutely unhinged. but glowing.

but then — then — there’s this tiny shift in him. he’s folding a soft little sleeper set, lips still curled in a smile, but his hands move a little slower. more gentle. he runs a thumb across the tiny little sleeve like he’s imagining holding someone impossibly small. his voice drops to a soft hum, and the ridiculous song fades into something quieter. warmer.

“i can’t believe there’s going to be a whole person… half me, half you. that’s wild”, he says, like it’s finally sinking in. his lips quiver slightly, his eyes soft.

you sit next to him, nudging him on the arm. “our baby will have the most extra dad on the planet”

“well of course”, he grins, his eyes glassy now. “i’m going to be so annoying. they’re going to roll their eyes every time i show up to school wearing sunglasses and a #1 dad’s shirt”

you smirk. “you mean you’re not already planning matching outfits?”

“oh i already ordered them”, he says proudly. “we’re going to slay preschool drop-off”

you laugh, but you also reach out and lace your fingers with his, both of you surrounded by little shoes, tiny clothes, toys, pacifiers, and a whole lot of love wrapped in absolute chaos.

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damn…it’s been a while, hasn’t it?

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I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

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wish that was me

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hi. your links are mostly youtube videos. where is your work? i’d like to read them

So, the thing is…I kind of did that on purpose to give off the illusion of you searching for the curses. Kind of how it was when Megumi, Yuji, and Nobara was fighting a first grade and it took the front door away.

I’m sure you’ll find the link, it’s where you’ll least expect it! Exorcise your smart brain!

Good luck!

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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

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How do you think Gojo spoils his partner? Gifts, affection, anything they want?

Dating Gojo will include:

⥽ an: I decided to make this request or maybe a head-cannon? I dunno, I think my answer will get through a bit easier. I'm also scratching the surface here. It'll include so much more. ᡣ𐭩

⥽ incls: S.Gojo,ᡣ𐭩.

ᝰ incls cursing. 18+ MDNI

I have mentioned this before: He is a crazy strong sorcerer with unlimited abilities. If you've seen the show, you'd know he teases people who are of a lower rank than him—essentially everyone.

He does tease you... a lot. He loves to play pranks on you, from a tack in your chair to a random picture of a penis in your pocket he drew for you personally. (He may include poor Megumi in his shenanigans...) Satrou's childhood was shredded the second he was born. Before he could even walk, he had a bounty and was a target.

He didn't have much of a childhood. From training too perfect the six-eyes to constantly being the strongest and beholding that said standard. So, with this...when you two go on a date, the dates may be more on the childish side. Maybe a date to an amusement park, the circus, or something along those lines. He's a cannon gamer, so there's a chance he'd take you to a gaming cafe or an arcade. You will never have to pay for anything. Every date will be covered completely by him, him alone. When it comes to you, money doesn't matter to him, your happiness does. Mall dates are his favorite, going window shopping alone gives him a rush and dumps on his savior ego.

He watches you precisely, checking your body language because he knows when something has caught your attention. Before you can even ask to go into the store, he leads you right inside and sits by the dressing room. He loves watching you wear things. He enjoys seeing the boost of confidence it gives you, how you spin and strike a pose in the mirror, accepting that said item looks good on you before you ask for his opinion. Satoru is an honest man, if something looks bad on you, he'd tell you flat out. He scrunches up and shakes his head, holding his nose as if it stinks or something childishly along the lines. When something looks fantastic on you, It's purchased immediately. He sees into the dressing room with his six eyes, knowing good and well it looks good and already buying it before you can attempt to buy it yourself.

Now, Your Amazon wishlist? Brought.

He did that when you two were simply dating, before even being official.

He found your Amazon wishlist one night and purchased everything.

Imagine your surprise to have packages keep coming to your place back to back for either a week or close to a year.

Car issues? Gone.

The second your car starts to give you issues, he buys you a new one. Make it easier for him and point to a car that you'd like to have..' one day'. I'd like to mention trips as well. You don't go to Kyoto, but you go everywhere else. Paris, France. Seoul, South Korea. (Briefly) New York City, USA. London, England.

Places you've heard of and some you haven't. All you'd never ever imagine yourself going to.

He's your white knight that saves you from the darkness of the world.

If you've got a sweet tooth, you've got bonus points too.

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Alright, Imma rip off the bandaid here. I'm a believer that Gojo would date someone who's slightly bigger than him, someone's a fan of sweets just like him. He practically needs it to just..exist. Unless you've got a strict diet or high metabolism, You're gonna gain weight around him while he's a lanky man. He also fancies things with you that you'd be surprised he'd want.

He wants to fuck you on a moutain of money, seeing the dollars cling to your sweaty skin.

He also wishes to fuck you on a bunch of gold. Bricks, coins, and more...he wants to see your blissful reflection on a brick of gold, pleading for more. The next thing? He wants to fuck you with candy around! Those candy bikinis or gummy panties? He wants you in it the second he sees it.

Chocolate syrup, gummy syrup or caramel.The taste of you is sweetened by the taste of candy. There's nothing better to him. Gojo has a high libido and stamina. He goes for hours and maybe longer, he gives you his all...showing you just how powerful he is to you. You think it's over...just for him to come back for more. Your body is his ultimate addiction. He uses sweets to keep him powerful and his mind sharp...but you? You are the best sweet in his life.

Just know, even with the strongest you get to experience, very few get to see...and that's when he's the weakest. After the sun is in the sky, peeking through the curtains of his expensive penthouse in the massive city. You see just how adorable he is...and admire him for just a little while.

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reader was so stupid oml😑like bitch those lame ass apologies and here comes reader like "🥰" GIRL STAND UPPPP THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

ngl, but keep getting away? who’s cheated on you and how many times? it was a onetime deal for the boys…I didn’t know they cheated a few times?

(Well, Toji it’s a possibility..)

don’t worry, I’m reading the replies and I might do another for that one when they’re rejected instead of accepted back into the relationship…it may add a bit of drama when later on..reader gets back with them in the distant future or have to face the conclusion of their relationship with their deaths. 🤭

It depends on how much I wanna break you all’s hearts.

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confessions

⥽ an: surprise! ᡣ𐭩

⥽ The Connection ᡣ𐭩

⥽ incls: S.Gojo, S. Geto, K. Nanami, T. Fushigiro, R. Sukuna ᡣ𐭩.

ᝰ incls cursing.

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꒦꒷FICS꒷꒦

⤷ here's the Fics Masterlist. These range from short to long and may contain requests and graphic subjects that range from death to sex. Don't fret, they're labeled. ⤶

જ: smut. 𐦍: fluff. ༄:Angst

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「Satoru Gojo」

✦ Never To Forget 𐦍 ༄

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「Surguru Geto」

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「Kento Nanami」

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「Toji Fushiguro」

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are we getting a part three??

to be without you..

⥽ an:I know this may not be the ending most want…but I kept receiving an ending and most wanted Y/N to get back with them. Hope you enjoy ᡣ𐭩

⥽ Reconnection ᡣ𐭩

⥽ incls: S.Gojo, S. Geto, T. Fushigiro, R. Sukuna ᡣ𐭩.

ᝰ incls cursing, Kuna showing affection and cannibalism

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clear thoughts

……my head can’t seem…

I’m not even gonna beat around the bush, this man is a drug you can’t quit because he’s…whew.

Joining his clan was easy, falling in love with him was a mistake that you’d never ever be freed from.

Everything about him drives your body insane. The way he smells to the way he touches you. He treats you like precious glass but fucks you as if you’re worthless. Each session leaves you satisfied beyond every desire your brain could muster.

And one more thing…

You’ve absolutely had sex with him while he’s covered in monkey blood.

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Should I grace you all with some smut? It'll bring in the lovely festive season that's thawing out?

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Are we ever going to get a part 3?

Yes, you are! I’m sorry, there was a death in the family. I should have a post by this weekend!

I do apologize for my hiatus, I’m getting caught up on school and life be happening sometimes.

Please have patience and I shall surprise you all greatly.

Thank you

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