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Throwback Wednesday!
Do you remember Puppies? Puppies is an interesting little animal that is nice and loves to play. It is a sort of kindhearted animal baby with a wet nose who eats Puppy Food. Do you remember Puppies?
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In theory I do sometimes think that like, egg speculation and forcefem jokes and stuff like that can sometimes be a little overbearing and pushy and sometimes even a little misdirected in a way we ought to think about more but in practice any time I try to put this principle into action and step in to say "come on girls, leave him alone" the guy in question always comes out with some shit like "thanks Alexa, they're always so mean to me when I'm just trying to do my normal cisgender hobby of making OCs that are basically just me as a girl and getting kind of sad for some reason when I look at them" and I'm just like come on man don't do this to me.
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i have the one and only cherri cola labewbew
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every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park
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woke up at 6 to feed the cats and blearily made sure to jot down the "genius post" rattling around in my skull so i wouldnt forget
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WANTING THINGS IS NOT A SIN. YOU CAN ALWAYS WANT MORE FROM LIFE. THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD JUST WASTE THEIR FORTUNE. GET GREEDIER. GET GREEDIER! DESIRE THINGS!! PURSUE THEM!!!
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im starting to understand the utility of the hand emojis. ive always been a 👍 enjoyer. its one of my go-tos. 💪 is also great. But☝️<- this one has been very fun lately. and🫵is also very good. 👆is great for agreeing with somebody and 🙏is good even though i dont actually pray. But it gets my point across. 👋is also great although not the most versatile. same with 👏 and 🤝. 🖕is a classic though. i need to start incorporating more of these ->👊✌️🫳✋🫲🤏🤌
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tumblrs ui design is so ass like its so incredibly easy to just misclick and unfollow a beloved long time mutual or follow some cunt instead of blocking them or send someone a random post on accident . and theyre still just like "yeep the only possible improvement our ui could ever use is Make Everything Circles i think. and maybe add a few more buttons nobody uses"
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
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Ask not for whom poob has it. It has it for thee
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