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(No I didn’t forget to post this) Bruce can be a good father guys *cheering* !!

.♡

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Why do I feel like this whole year was just a depressive episode...

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houseplant type friend

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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."

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these are KILLING me

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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

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Forgot where I read it but someone on here said that John’s arm would be fucked up because he’s taking the brunt of whatever he’s doing with the shield with that arm constantly, so much so the serum doesn’t really heal it completely. And considering that’s also the arm Sam and Bucky broke in FATWS I’d imagine it isn’t even properly healed from that.

I’m gunna need that to be canonized in fanart asap

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box