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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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shutupshutupshUTUP-

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Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

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so i saw i saw the tv glow and i’m normal. so normal.

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this is an endorsement

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worst college experience actually was people seeingme use tumblr and say 'haha oh i used to use tumblr we could follow eachother' and i open their blog and its like 700 artic monkeys band gif grunge images pastel moodboards and im sitting here hands folded like you are about to learn our uses of this site are wildly different and i just posted a photo of a buff man in a g string

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self reblog bc i just spent way too long and got psychic blasted by half my blog looking for this

posting my werewolf meme here too bc it needs to be said.

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wolf violence moodboard

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REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.

Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.

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GO INTO YOUR BLOG SETTINGS > VISIBILITY > ENABLE "PREVENT THIRD PARTY SHARING"

tumblr is potentially entering an agreement to sell user content to midjourney AI

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ingredients: 1 oz blueberry syrup 1 oz grenadine 1 cup (8oz) club soda optional cherry for garnish

put the blueberry syrup into the glass first, then pour the club soda in on the side of the glass to make the layers more distinct, then do the same with the grenadine. stab a cherry with a toothpick (or scoop it up with a spoon) and rest it on top. mix before drinking and enjoy!

isn't it funny that bloody mary was a sleepover horror story but now its an alcoholic drink. imagine in 12 years we have a new cocktail called the jeff the killer

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ladies gentlemen and everything in between, may i present to you, the jeff the killer

isn't it funny that bloody mary was a sleepover horror story but now its an alcoholic drink. imagine in 12 years we have a new cocktail called the jeff the killer

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o7

isn't it funny that bloody mary was a sleepover horror story but now its an alcoholic drink. imagine in 12 years we have a new cocktail called the jeff the killer

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TLOU screencap study, but make it HFWU

:000 Nick hours

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real. i would too. i forgor most of that book so a reread would be nice haha

I need to reread beowulf and cry

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see there would be the blorbos who would be best friends the blorbos who would try to kill each other and the blorbos who would be best friends that still frequently try to kill each other

I am once again requesting to live in a row home w my best friends and all of our blorbos

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Handbinding Project: My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie

This really started over a year ago, with a project started in the Renegade Bindery server: people would format different chapters of My Immortal, without knowing what anyone else was doing, and we would put them together into one file. It was agreed upon that everybody would disregard both good design and good taste. 

(If you click on each image, the caption lists who designed the page in question. I couldn’t include them all here, but every page is basically a work of art. Horrible, typographically hellish art.)

After raiding a Joann’s of materials I thought belonged in Hot Topic circa 2005 (before it just became Think Geek II: We Don’t Light Our Store,) I almost immediately tested positive for covid. So I made most of this over the last four days, and with varying levels of coherent thought and common sense. The process is documented in a thread here