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daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath

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The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

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‘i wanna be a yo-yo man’ he cried ‘make me a yo-yo man’ but the yo-yo master did not answer he just kept on yo-ing

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Women Self Defense in 1947

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P I N K 1959 Cadillac Series 62 Convertible

© barrett jackson

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A small winged friend!

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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Okay, who's up for dancing to dancing queen with me at any given time?

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This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

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what sign(s) yall stuck in the house with

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reblog if you’ve never used the braincell

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