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my scrub daddy just bit me

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Constant occurrence where I’m like “I’m sort of pent up, but I’m an adult who can watch adult videos and jack off about it if I want to” and then I watch adult videos for like an hour and then turn off my laptop and realize ten minutes later that I completely forgot the “jorking it” step. I spent the whole hour critiquing the plot and camera work stonefaced and utterly flaccid

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Never not thinking about the trans woman I met in a gay bar in a town I'll never go back to who said "gender roles are like chains, fun to use in bondage scenarios but largely irrelevant in daily life"

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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

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a couple of years ago it was like a switch flipped and I discovered that I could change myself on purpose and it was so liberating

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It's tough pretending to be normal

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people who have obsessions are the only ones i know how to buy presents for. everyone else gets the loose change at the bottom of my purse

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A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x]

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now that’s what I call a sale

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someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable