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Turns out that while high on laughing gas and barely able to hear over the sound of the dentist drilling my teeth I can still recognize Pompeii by Bastille. That song has me in a chokehold.

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yeeeeees exactly. No sex, no romance, just the two of them being partners in some meaningful sense, solving crimes together and knowing each other's secrets.

The Angel of the Crows verdict: Very cute platonic ship. I don't want them to come even sort of close to kissing, but I do want them to be teasing each other and making snarky asides to each other and laughing at each other's jokes and cheerfully protecting and ignoring each other forever.

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Music theory is so fucked up. I just discovered the C# major and Db major scales use the exact same notes in the same order. Like they're technically different notes bc the names are different but also they're the same. I probably sound like a crazy person to anyone who doesn't play any instruments and also some people who do. Db major is just C# major in a trenchcoat and I can never unlearn this information.

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There's nothing sexier than a fanfic where all the tags are like "everybody is now poc, queer in at least one way, is disabled and/or neurodivergent and/or has a mental illness"

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One thing about learning to play instruments from a young age is that you often use the word "fingering" in a completely innocent context without sex even crossing your mind

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I do not blame Ms. Darcy for agreeing to elope with Wickam; she was fifteen, he was a manipulative dude she'd known since childhood, and I'm not about to victim blame.

But the fact that she was willing to marry a guy whose first name was George while her name was Georgiana is absolutely insane. Like girlfriend, how was that not a dealbreaker.

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Sometimes, you just need to read a book about a woman having a mental health crisis. It will either fix something inside of you or mess you up even more. Or if you're lucky, both.

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God, human meat sacks are the worst. Mine is even in pretty good condition, and it's still wonky as hell. I turned my head too fast or something yesterday and I guess I pulled a muscle? I can't move my head very far to the right without pain and one of my shoulders is sitting lower than the other for no discernable reason. Fuck this mortal coil.

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i have this one friend. Who is very important to me. And sometimes the exigencies of fate require that she gives me a ride to places. Which I appreciate very much.

But whenever a bird flies in front of the car or a squirrel darts across the road she SLAMS on the brakes. And it's like girl, please just kill it. It's just a small animal. I'm getting whiplash. It was probably gonna die of old age in a week anyway.

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listen, I was Smol when vine was around, and I've only seen the original clip maybe once, but I still can't look at a road work ahead sign without thinking "yeah I sure hope it does"

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There is something so intoxicatingly rebellious about blasting Chappell Roan on the car ride home after youth group at your homophobic church

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Episode 1, season 2, Leverage Redemption. We get several shots of Breanna where her laptop and the stickers thereon are in view. Among several other cool stickers, I swear to god there is an ace planet sticker. What else could those colors in that order possibly be. This amazing sapphic young woman appears to also be asexual.

Please please please can they mention this later on!!! Please tell me I'm not imagining things!!! They have the rest of this season and the entirety of the season that's coming out to bring this up! This is very important to meeeeeeeee. Hell I'd be happy if that girl it sounded like she was dating showed up again, but I might start biting furniture and making happy feral harpy sounds if Breanna is confirmed onscreen to be acespec.

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12/8 is like "what if we took 4/4 and put secret triplets inside of it and every single note of each goddamn triplet got a fullass beat" and they let the sick bastard get away with it.

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In dnd I play a bard and my bard plays a kazoo. (The most magnificent of instruments, obviously.) So one of the other players got me a kazoo (which was very nice of her) and there are like, sixteen different designs you can get and you don't know which one it is bc the box is opaque.

And I opened the box and my kazoo was rainbow colored.

How the fuck did it know. I feel called out.

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I fucking love Radio Silence so much because one of the things it's about is how the education system can fail not just the kids who aren't good at school, but also the kids who are really really good at school. Frances aces all of her classes but she's still being crushed by the pressure and is convinced she needs to get into the best university to study something she doesn't even like. Bc if she doesn't then she wasted years of her life on studying and things she doesn't care about and how else could she possibly be successful? How can she waste this opportunity?

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maybe the real solution to overpopulation was the osha violations we committed along the way

As population skyrockets, humanity combats this by bringing back natural selection and removing all safety features from everything. No handrails? You kind of deserved it by being too stupid to see the drop below.

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saw a bumper sticker that said "make racists afraid again" and I desperately want one now