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Me, after coming home from my first Tøp concert still a virgin.

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Come get this dick-fil-a

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who could have predicted the impact this image would have on the internet

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a great comic dub that was made in the greatest discord sever

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wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

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my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

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How important do you have to be to have been “assassinated” instead of “murdered”?

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The effort that people must put into copying and pasting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ from the internet really goes against the ethos of the shoulder shrug.

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ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

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wanna b held…… treasured….. really Valued if u kno what i mean

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Magical.