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self portrait

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why is there only cool light in gross places

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i recommend oil painting while high

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monthly playlist! if you don't listen to this, pleeease at least give attempted martyr by prostitute a shot. it's an insane album and i am obsessed w it

also i finally made the switch to tidal and highly encourage others do the same. imma update the playlists ive got on my writing masterlists to tidal ones eventually

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found ur blog again after ages :) do u have any plans in the future for the dash dilemma?

oof yea no thats dead. i didn't really have a super solid plan further than 'guy imprisons someone he hit with his car in his garage to avoid getting a dui'. maybe if i dream up better characters and a better series of events following the hook, but,,, the story isnt a huge priority for me rn ngl lmao

if anyone wants to use the premise you have the official coldresolve blessing

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"call off your guard dog" vibes are cool. anyway what if the response was "i'm my own guard dog, thank you very much", not just as a oneliner but having a guard dog character vying to protect someone who thinks they're just being kinda redundant about it. what if their posturing fucks up diplomacy. what if the guard dog is actually a liability huh. what if they deserved the snark all along

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small cool fact is i was initially worried that the in-laws would be weary of me having a knife collection, but then it turned out alex' dad also has a knife collection. so now were talking brands and sharpening techniques in very broken english and also he got me a knife and a small axe

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flood warnings finally cleared in the tatras. photo by @snuffhimout :)

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i keep getting asks like 'i rambled about moneymakers nonstop on a first date XD' or 'next time i get blow im gonna reread mm XD' or similar, and like. appreciate the attempt but i dont believe any of you lmfao

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Gotta admit, I pictured Davin looking like Nathan Explosion from Dethklok when I first started reading MM…

oh my god

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i forgot to post some june earworms ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

very down to earth this month, ive been relistening to a bunch of older stuff. gonna try to keep the playlists at max an hour. hydrate yourselves brothers

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How do you know so much about PL ??

i have spies in the region

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feel like poles are allergic to happiness and love to suffer so like a perfect description of your followes ahahshs and aahh damn the mountains are so nice hope u have a good time there

not to get political but, .,, i was gonna disagree about poles loving to suffer right, yall literally invented pistachio paczki. and then i remembered nawrocki. and yknow what nonny you might have a point lmfao :')

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Poland?? :O

anon motherfucker you jinxed it. its gone

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omg youre coming to poland!? my favorite author in my own country?! damn ahaha hope u enjoy it man

being a pole is the norm in my followers nonny, idk why but yall are like moths to my flame. im the slav whisperer pspsps

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i put some boys (gender neutral) on artfight :) im team fossils

i do have a poland trip and work in july but imma try to get brutal revenge on whoever dares encroach on my sovereign domain. something something ay

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doodle of renee i made for a speeddraw