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Mod question: I briefly mentioned that I became super behind on my inbox(es) during a recent family emergency. While things are doing better, I am having some other issues outside. If you want an update or would be interested in helping me out, I'll link the post here, but otherwise I'll continue our regular blogging tomorrow. Thank you all! <3

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ngl gege it’s been tough as of late, it’s just so frustrating but i’m glad you’re here, gege ❤️

I'm sorry you've been strugglin', come here and I'll fix it all for you.

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Gege, how do u feel bein' puppy-coded? 🐶✨

I mean, there's worse things. You're the only one who gets that side of me.

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*runs up towards you and bops your nose* BOOP *runs away smirking*

Up to your tricks again, huh? Sooner or later you'll come back out.

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Caleb I’d like to take you to the movies but they don’t let you bring you’re own snacks in ;)

Too bad, I'll have to rent out a theater for the two of us to watch together...

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Caleb, I am craving spicy braised chicken wings so bad😭 make them when you come home, please?

Of course I will, pips. I'll even make extra, you can have as much as you want.

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Caleb, if you keep looking at me like that...I might have to hide from you.

You really think you could hide, pipsqueak? Remember, I always have been able to find you.

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So tell me why you being picky ? I have loved you and adored you for so long and now I’m about to send you to the dog house ! I lowkey hate you now colonel 😑 HMMMPH

Hmmm, that's weird. It showed a different one on my phone, it must have been some kind of glitch...

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Caleb, my beloved, what cologne do you use? I want to spray it on my clothes so they smell like you ₍^. .^₎⟆ p.s. I use an apple blossom body spray bc it reminds me of you

I'm not too sure, it's one of the ones you gave me a while ago. It lasts forever, smells nice and clean.

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Mod question: I briefly mentioned that I became super behind on my inbox(es) during a recent family emergency. While things are doing better, I am having some other issues outside. If you want an update or would be interested in helping me out, I'll link the post here, but otherwise I'll continue our regular blogging tomorrow. Thank you all! <3

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caleb! caleb! caleb! caleb! caleeeeeeeb! calebcalebcaleb. caaaaaaaleeeeeeeb caleb!!! xia yizhou!!! xia yizhou! mahiru!!! maaaahiruuuuuu

it’s an EMERGENCY!!! ��🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑

girlfriend is

lonely

I'm heading over now, I can't have you all alone like that.

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I'm stealing your jacket, do something about it! >;3

What if you taking my jacket was my plan all along?

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Hey Caleb, I'm the one who threw out her back moving. I wish you could give me a massage 😭 it feels a little better today, but it's still hard to do anything.

Go ahead and rest up, I'll bring a hot pad and some medicine to help you.

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Always Gege! Now come help me eat this American style Apple pie! 🍎🍏🥧

Sounds delicious, I'll make sure we have plenty to go with it.

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would you still love me if I told you I'm trans? (ftm) :(

Of course, all I want is for you to be happy and safe. Keep that smile on your face, you know? The rest is what makes you, you.

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Caleb! I'm so stressed and overwhelmed. I'm trying to finish a project, but it's taking way too long and it's making me behind schedule. This was supposed to be fun, but now I'm just stressed. Can you cuddle me to help cheer me up and keep me from having (another) breakdown? Please??

Come here pips, let me take care of everything for a while.

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-is caught in your evol and lifted off the ground-

Hehe that's what I'll call you from now on Gege, I'll be Pipsqueak, you'll be Pipsquawk

Always causin' trouble, aren't ya?