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THIS. SONG. AND. THEM.

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Celine: A demon hunter lives and dies by three rules. Rule number 1; Always be afraid.

Zoey: Afraid?

Celine: (Chucks a rock at each of the three girls.)

Rumi: Right. Be afraid.

Celine: Rule number 2; Always finish the fight. An opponent must be given no mercy!

Rumi&Zoey&Mira: Right!

Celine: And rule number 3; When in doubt, always kick them in the gronk-nuts.

Mira: So, basically, you're telling me that one-third of being a demon hunter is kicking someone in the nards.

Celine: Yes.

Mira:......okay

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ever after high relationships maps of who considers who their bffa based on their archived doll/website profiles!!!

a line with an arrow represents a one sided friendship (for instance, justine dancer considering justine her bffa) compared to a line with no arrows which represents a two-way friendship. i thought it would be super interesting to see visually represented. that being said, some of their profiles are self contradicting, so included everyone they included as their bffa's across both profiles.

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is he, you know, [making a gesture that strangely perfectly conveys the sadness of a child orphaned by a car accident]

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Arden Cho (Rumi’s Voice Actress) RAVES about Rujinu and talks about her desire to see Jinu come back

ARDEN CHO IS THE BIGGEST RUJINU SHIPPER I HAVE EVER SEEN OMG

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Monster high is such a comparatively normal school like wdym Franky isn’t forced to kill three people because of a prophesied cycle of violence

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*chilling on da couch* Jinu: listen Zoey you’re a fantastic lyricist, but if I have to erase a swear one more time I’m gonna swear at you. Zoey: boooo you’re no fun! Jinu: oh really I thought I was plenty fun when I teleported halfway across the country for a pick up, so you didn’t have to pay for shipping! Zoey: yeah well, my girlfriend could beat up your girlfriend! Jinu: nuh uh. Zoey: ya huh. Jinu: nuh uh. Zoey: ya huh. Jinu: nuh uh. Zoey: nuh uh. Jinu: ya huh. Zoey: HA you just got looney tuned! Jinu: jokes on you I don’t know what that means! Zoey: THATS IT! *intense pillow fight ensues* *Mira and Rumi watching from the kitchen* Rumi: should we stop this? Mira: no, I wanna see who wins. Mira: my money’s on Jinu. Rumi: I’ll take that action. Jinu and Zoey simultaneously: babe are you betting against me?

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My first KPop Demon Hunters Headcanon:

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EAH being taken off Netflix the exact same day Epic Winter released is so funny lmao that movie really is cursed

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So on her first day at Ever After High, Cupid HAD to have messed up some of the puns, right?

Cupid: I'm gonna go get something to eat in the creepeteria.

Dexter: You mean castleteria?

Cupid: Yeeeaahhh...that's *totally* what I said...<shuffles off awkwardly>

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drawing in the car. you are hans

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One of the unexpected sides of parenting is that I’m slowly being exposed to media I wasn’t aware existed, and finding myself gradually intrigued by the lore and world building. Specifically I’m getting my head stuck on the lore of Pixie Hollow, with Tinkerbell and all the Disney Fairies.

They’re colourful, sweet, focused on lessons about friendship, and slowly answer questions about the world with each movie.

And there’s a bunch of questions that they never answer.

Like, we know a fairy is born when a child first laughs. And we get the idea that they ‘die’ when their child stops believing. But I don’t yet know what that ‘death’ looks like, whether they just fade away, or vanish, or just drop one day.

And most fairies look youthful, and most about the same age, which is a similar appearance to when they’re first spawned. Yet there are some fairies with a distinctly older appearance: Queen Clarion, the lords of the seasons, Fairy Mary and Fairy Gary.

At first I thought that if a fairy’s existence is tied to their spawning human believing in them, then surely their lifespan is similar to that of a human. After all, can’t really believe in fairies if you’re dead. But apparently Queen Clarion is 400 years old. Which brings up a few possibilities.

1. She’s the oldest and straight up lying because nobody can prove her wrong.

2. The elder fairies have spawned from children who believed and now have immortal/extended lifespans elsewhere, eg Peter Pan.

3. The children that spawned them died still believing in fairies, so now there’s never any disbelief to end their existence.

And I’m not sure which version seems more plausible here.

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i tried this edit ages ago, and then gave up, but i decided to try again

she's so cutesy girly pop

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Jinu: so I accidentally broke your favorite mug it was an innocent mistake. Mira: and what if I were to just innocently murder you, I’d still have to go to trial. Mira: probably get off with justifiable homicide.

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I’m really loving the “raven siblings” idea with Jinu and Zoey. Because tbh I think Zoey would be more open to accepting Jinu and the idea that demons aren’t all that bad (and that the real evil is Gwi-ma). She literally said “maybe they are nice demons?” when they first saw the Saja boys perform.

Also, I could see Zoey and Jinu having that annoying sister - annoying brother dynamic lol. I think it fits well especially since Jinu is such a troll sometimes lmao. And Zoey would be the type to introduce Jinu to all things modern that he would be so confused by, like video games lol. Also, I guess it’s another chance for Jinu to be the good older brother that he thinks that he didn’t got to be.

The Raven Siblings started as a joke because they were the only ones with black hair instead of colorful and they kinda looked alike but now it's not a joke anymore. It has consumed me and many others. They are the biggest losers trapped in hot bodies (affectionate), Zoey is the one in charge of the music in HUNTR/X and Jinu in the Saja Boys, etc. They are brother and sisters no questions asked. And true, Zoey is a freaky monster lover, she would be open to be friends with all kinds of demon lol. And while I do kinda like the idea Zoey might be distant related to him because his sister is her ancestor, I kinda like the idea that they are found family better. With no blood connection. So Jinu wouldn't feel an obligation to act as a brother to Zoey, it would just happen naturally.

Their dynamic would be so cute. I really need Jinu back so I can see him interacting and becoming friends with Mira and Zoey. It starts by a cautious gratitude. They recognize his mistakes and that's why they keep their distance but also they are grateful he saved Rumi and slowly start to see how much Rumi and him like each other and that he has good intentions. At the end he, along with Derpy and Sussie, becomes a part of the Rumi Lovers Squad with Mira, Zoey and Bobby.

I need more of Zoey and Jinu friendship if he comes back to the sequel. I actually want all the Saja Boys back to have friendship with the girls and not just the little "romances" of Zoeystery and Miromabby. Don't get me wrong, I get they are made to be superficial, shallow stereotypes of roles idols play in a boy group. They are bland to contrast with the depth of the girls. Abby represents the sexualization of idols, Baby the infantilization, Romance the romantization and the parasocial relationships of people thinking that idol is for the fans and super boyfriend material and would never betray them by falling in love with someone else(when it's always nor true and here they show it by making Romance obsessed with Mira, a female idol) and Mystery is supposed to be the shy, introvert one, to show the lack of privacy the idols have. And they also show how easier man have it in certain industries, like they debuted with a viral song and were already competing with the girls who had a consolidated career for at least 5 years (since before the movie they won 5 idol awards in a row). But I want them back to see more of the K-pop industry in the movie through the lenses of a boy group. Because the girls show the perspective of a girl group, and it's different. I think they can still bring them back and have them not be that deep giving the girls and a little bit of Jinu the main focus, I just need them to have a few more lines and banger songs. I just want to see more than one demon free from Gwi-ma and how they deal with thaf freedom because surely will handle it differently from Jinu. They say one of the reasons they made the Saja Boys like that is because they wanted Jinu to look human in contrast to them, but it can still be like that. The guys could have forgotten about their human lives, and that's why they don't even have names. They don't remember. And Gwi-ma tortured them because they forgot how to be human and made them feel stupid and useless. And Jinu and the girls have to help them with some human stuff and not even give them backstories because they'll never remember. They would be just a tool to help Jinu and the girls. And the few personality traits they show through their lines and interactions would still fit the stereotype and bring the point home in a subtle way. They would still be basic in personality compared to the girls and Jinu.

I know it's probably not gonna happen, but I hope at least Jinu comes back, so I have my raven siblings (and my rujinu ofc)