combativeplatypus
combativeplatypus
CombativePlatypus
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Ed- 21 y.o. American guy, Mech Eng student, low-key fencer. A mix mostly of shitposting, Star Wars, Mass Effect, weeb crap, jets, and history. Dating the lovely @moonshine-and-sushi
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combativeplatypus · 7 years ago
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Sometimes it just be like that
If santa is real in movies, why don’t the parents believe in him if they don’t put the presents under the tree
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Kylo Ren in the snow after searching the Millennium Falcon. [TFA deleted scenes]
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combativeplatypus · 7 years ago
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Both adults and kids swear, yet they both refrain from cursing around each other as they believe that the opposite group is offended by it
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combativeplatypus · 7 years ago
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combativeplatypus · 7 years ago
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sir thats my emotional support isopod
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combativeplatypus · 7 years ago
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Antonio, 24
“I am wearing the Cock polo. It is inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes.”
May 18, 2017 ∙ East Village
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combativeplatypus · 7 years ago
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When you fall through a kiddy pool and end up in the Coca-Cola Hellscape.
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elevant
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Flowers overtake car in Netherlands [960x720]
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combativeplatypus · 7 years ago
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combativeplatypus · 7 years ago
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you're a fucking pussy if you think gore threads are "bad for the brain" or whatever libtard shit you're trying to push. its all about desensitizing yourself to the worst atrocities mankind has committed so that you feel more comfortable and more in control of your measly, meaningless life. knowing how al qaeda executes prisoners makes it easier for us in our lives to do menial tasks. it makes you stronger literally you fucking faggot
sorry you got called weird in public school i guess 
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The sabotaged Ahmadi oil fields darken the Earth below, with the sun barely peaking through the dense black smoke. Gulf War, 1991.
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