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What is the charge? Having a toy? A cute Chinese toy?

2025 Sopranos plotline

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anyways the problem with extraplanetary colonies isnt some vague concerns about defiling the pristine universe, its that a number of forces conspire to guarantee that they will have some of the most horrific working conditions humanity has ever seen

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we should make a show thats about personified opressions. so for example theres mrs racism and mr transphobia and also mrs homophobia. homophobia and transphobia kiss and misogyny is a woman in her 60s. i thimk your art style would be perfect for this

can you just tell me to kill myself like a normal person

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I get that this person made a very silly decision but maybe, before we jump straight into "darwin award" rhetoric, we should be a little more critical of a machine that just says whatever when you ask it a question.

come on man

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“This is as close as British people can get to being rude.”

Um…. JK Rowling is British.

"as close as he can get to saying fuck off in british to jkr about the new hp project" he is a grown man with millions of dollars fame and fans to his name capable of saying fuck you to a genocidal bigot he didnt have to say "glad someone else is starring in the genocide funding project" either

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the most noble professions are

3. line cooks. unsung warriors fighting in unreasonable conditions to make food that taste good.

2. sanitation worker. working at risk to carry out unpleasant tasks without which society would collapse within days. actual heroes

1. artists who draw blowjobs good

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The main problem with making sweeping statements about What Christians Believe is that most people don't know that they're heretics. I have folks in my own family who profess to be Romanian Orthodox but also believe in karma and the cycle of reincarnation. They're 100% convinced that this is scripturally supported.

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They never seemed to have a problem with kids buying in game currencies for fortnite or roblox. It's those $7 games on itch that were the "real problem."

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olive in her favourite spot having a ponder

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Labour’s homelessness minister threw out her tenants and then increased rent by £700 a month.

Now that’s what I call Labour🥀🥀🥀

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The way tumblr users talk about racism makes it really obvious they learned about it from Harry Potter's muggle born wizards plotlind

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You should really, really, really watch this video.

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gonna reread a certain series…

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hi im triple AAA game studio. Welcome to our game gunshitters 7. this is a 70$ USD game that is not finished but you can buy the DLC at launch for 50$USD. also theres a seprate in game currency where you can spend 200$USD to get diamonds to buy cosmetics. look at our roadmap. dont you want to pay 30$ for our first season pass? you will unlock special epic gear that will never ever come back so you can get a nice healthy dose of FOMO. the next season pass is next month and is also 30$. also we are locking 40% of the entire game behind our fun new feature 'present mechanics' so you can gift the rest of the game to yourself for the low low price of 40$ and you also get an epic gun skin if you pay for the GOLD season pass for 60$. also you know how the game was unfinished at launch? oh haha were sorry about that. were releasing it now but you need to pay 20$ for it. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.

guy in a duplex living off of nothing but bread with a computer from 2009: hi everyone im so sorry im late to announce this but my game honeydew mayhem where you can conquer the universe as a bee is gonna release a month late because i still need time to work on making sure that everything works properly and i also need to make sure that the free content updates i will release over time for the next 10 years will be on their way. i need to make sure that you can do absolutely everything you can think of in this game and i still need to polish 20 boss fights and finalize 40 more in-game areas to explore. im sorry you guys will have to wait a bit longer. also my game will be 25$ i hope that isnt too much to ask. if it is i promise it will go on sale soon for 9$. i love all of you and hope you are having a good day