The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, Black Friday, and Nightmare Time incorrect quotes
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Paul: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Emma: *turning to Ted* How tall are you?
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*Alice and Deb skipping stones on lake*
Alice: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Deb, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Tom: You often use humor to deflect trauma.
Lex: Thank you.
Tom: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Lex: What I'm hearing is you think I'm funny.
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Ted: *Accidentally hits Charlotte in the face*
Ted: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Ted: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Charlotte:
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Emma: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Hidgens: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Tom: Where are you going?
Lex: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
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Bill: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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Sam: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever.
Sam, pulling out a gun: I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Emdroid: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Emdroid: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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Tom: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Becky: What's that?
Tom: You've never had leftovers???
Becky: No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Ted: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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Linda: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
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Lex: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Ethan: You and me.
Lex, tearing up: Okay.
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Ted in Time Bastard: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
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Hannah: Goodnight moon.
Hannah: Goodnight tree.
Hannah: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Alice: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Deb: Oh, you’ve been?
Alice: Once. In Monopoly.
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Emma: *Gets down on one knee*
Infected Paul: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Emma: *Falls over*
Infected Paul: The apotheosis is upon her.
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