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bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

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Art by: galactixy_illustrations on Instagram

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ur body remembers u were supposed to be an animal

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You know the old proverb. If you have a shirt thats good. Wear it everyday till you die

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I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

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© Audrey_Emmett on Instagram

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I think we as a society don't hate ads enough. We can always hate them more you know.

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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goes to sleep in a complex and nuanced way

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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

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it is so important to our well-being to get stoked over animals. like regular shit like squirrels & little parking lot birds & shit. or whatevers normal in your area. there are no boring animals. any animal sighting can be special if you love it and then every time you go outside or look out the window something sooo awesome will happen (see an incredible beast)

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.