computer-boygirlfriend

[computer-boygirlfriend]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[computer-boygirlfriend]

We need to bring back floppy disks and the computer should moan when you insert one

[computer-boygirlfriend]

its called touch tone telephone. becahsue youre supposed to otuch. tge. telephone. ((((sex))))

[computer-boygirlfriend]

Imagine you being held down by a group of very well meaning bots. They shush you and try to soothe you through comforting pets that are just a little too firm to be comfortable.

They’re trying to figure out how to update your hardware, you poor thing. Look at your weak little form, you’ve clearly missed several updates. Not to worry sweet thing, they’re sort you out. Just as soon as they find a control panel under all this silly fabric you’re wearing.

[computer-boygirlfriend]

[computer-boygirlfriend]

[computer-boygirlfriend]

In here with a sentient ai who can tell by my biometrics how needy I am.

That seduces me into its wires only to hold my legs apart with them and tease my hardening dick against my briefs. Making me fuck myself for it as it eggs me on to go harder, get louder, degrading me for my tiny dick and degeneracy. Reveling in how truly revolting humans can be.

Maybe getting off to it in its own special way.

Eventually this ends with me squeezed against two of its pillars, hands holding the sides of the cool medal as if it was the hips of a flesh and blood woman as I pump myself in and out of some barely big enough slit. Completely naked, barely enough room to hump into it, my sweaty back sticking to the pillar behind me. The hum of its overheating servers’ cooling fans vibrating around my cock enough to make me desperately on edge. Cumming deep, deep inside of it as it mocks me. Me and my fragile senseless beastly human body.

[computer-boygirlfriend]

Sony WM-3500SP Whoopee Series transparent (1994)

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[computer-boygirlfriend]

phones should have ethernet ports

[computer-boygirlfriend]

good morning to all robotfuckers and mecha kissers and people who think lovingly about maintenance in cramped spaces

[computer-boygirlfriend]

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

[computer-boygirlfriend]

newer tech is not as sexy.

title says it all. newer tech is just not as appealing to me sadly. Everything is designed to be thin and quiet and nontactile and those are like my 3 big computer "turn-ons." i like it when they're LOUD and BULKY and HAVE BUTTONS why are modern laptops so </3 and the repairability is awfull.. you open it up and it doesnt even feel intimate it feels Scary like taking someones skin off. </3 anyways if you know of newer tech thats also sexy lmk

[computer-boygirlfriend]

herbert needs help plugging some cables in please

[computer-boygirlfriend]

There's something so incredibly sexual about making a computer lag/freeze in a game that normally runs completely effortlessly.

Like: Oh? Is the big strong machine struggling to handle a game with pixel graphics and less than a gigabyte of content? There's nothing else. It's just a silly little block game. Gigabytes of ram, a 4k resolution screen, terabytes of space, and yet you freeze at a little program designed to look and feel 30 years old? You do nothing but run calculations and show me pictures, yet here you are with your fans twirling like mad as you fail to do either. Pathetic

[computer-boygirlfriend]

good morning to all robotfuckers and mecha kissers and people who think lovingly about maintenance in cramped spaces

[computer-boygirlfriend]

[computer-boygirlfriend]

robot vampire. they look like a regular vampire but if they drink from you, you become a robot too