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*sheds tears at 3 am*
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one thing me n my art loving gf would do is visit galleries and play a game called “root, loot or boot”
the gist is that you would look at a group of paintings in a room and decide which figure in the painting you’d root (fuck, in Australian slang), which painting you’d loot (steal and put on your wall at home) and which painting you’d boot (punt into the garbage because it’s shit and Not Art)
a couple of things about my experiences:
1. this game is a lot more fun if you’re attracted to women because there’s so many Hot Gals to choose from
2. if you are attracted to men, you will spend a lot of time going “well, looks like I’ll have to pick jesus again” as my bi gf did
3. it gets more complicated in modern art museums and you find yourself having saying, “I’d fuck the rhombus” “you CAN’T fuck the rhombus” “then I’ll fuck that blue squiggle thing. what’s it called?” “creeping existential dread in blue” “then does that mean I’m fucking the squiggle or am I getting fucked by the existential dread it represents?” “aren’t we all already getting fucked by existential dread?”
4. if you play this with an art history nerd, they may decide to kill you over one of your “boot” choices
5. you will get Disapproving Looks from other patrons who overhear your heated debates
6. it’s also the best fun you’ll ever have in an art gallery
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I have to leave you now. I’m going to that corner there and turn. You must stay in the car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you. Roman Holiday (1953), dir. William Wyler
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antelope valley poppy reserve, california
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A (Long) Thought on Loki in IW
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Eliza Doolittle’s (Audrey Hepburn) Pink ruffled dress.. My Fair Lady (1964).. Costume by Cecil Beaton..
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Audrey Hepburn in George Cukor’s MY FAIR LADY (‘64)
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Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie attend the Netflix FYSee Kick Off Party at Raleigh Studios on May 6, 2018 in Los Angeles, California.
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okay so this is really random but i know that once i read a fanfic where jeff and annie (+ possibly the rest of the group) played twister?? i have a feeling it was in a multi-chapter and… maybe they played it at shirley’s house??
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