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Looking for podfics to listen to at work any suggestions?

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MOD!Harry Potter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8361229

https://archiveofourown.org/series/209843

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8751655/chapters/20062498

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1127441

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6304756

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27616513/chapters/67564156#workskin

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12480434/1/The-Master-of-Death-A-Walk-Through-New-York

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11527977/1/Lord-of-Time

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DO HIM NEXT

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under the red hood

Jason: Bruce, I’ve forgiven you for not saving me, but why haven’t you killed the Joker?

Bruce: oh god is that what this is about

Bruce: Jason, there’s nothing I’d like more in the world than to kill the Joker, but unfortunately, I can’t

Jason: what, because of your principles?

Bruce: no, because whoever kills the Joker becomes the Joker

Jason: ……excuse me

Joker, tied to a chair: it’s true!! I got to be this way by killing the last guy :D

Jason: you what

Joker: oh hey I know how to explain it!!

Joker: you ever see that movie The Santa Clause? it’s just like that :D

Jason:

Jason, frightened: what

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AU idea:

Basically Security Breach but we get Bonnie back, now in this Monty did decommission Bonnie, HOWEVER, it's because he was hacked/possessed? The point is he wasn't exactly in control of himself.

So Bonnie enters the game like this, Gregory has to fix an animatronic that we eventrully learn is Bonnie because he has valuable information. Luckily there are exact parts littered all around Parts and Service. Bonnie is back up and running and he says confused.

"You're not Freddy...who are you? Wait is that the TIME? Why are you here so late?"

"I'll explain later come with me." Gregory just drags Bonnie out and Bonnie just follows him because he's not exactly sure what to do as he's been gone for months. "Wonder if Foxy is okay.." Gregory hears him and then Freddy finally finds Gregory. Gregory stood Bonnie at the wall, but he forgets he can see thought walls.

"There you are Gregory! I got worried!" Gregory is about to speak but Freddy immediately holds Gregory up when he sees a face that looks like a rabbit, scared he asks "If you want Gregory you'll need to go through me!" Bonnie comes out from behind the wall.

"Is that any way to treat an old friend Fred Bear?" Freddy doesn't even believe what he's seeing.

"Gregory I think Roxy's eyes are malfunctioning..and he would know we were more than friends."

"Aw Freddy...wair is THAT what they did to Foxy? Is this Roxy person okay? Like you stole her eyes!"

"According to Gregory she is!" Bonnie eyes Gregory, not entirely believing that but whatever this kid seems kind enough, after all he pretty much saved his life.

"Alright but what's up with Chica? Is she alright?" Freddy frowns. "No. She's been stress eating, garbage, pizza, anything she can keep down. She missed you, I did too. But tonight..she isn't herself, no one is really..I don't know what's going on but I don't like it."

Gregory buts in. "Not that this reunion isn't important but your friends are kinda trying to kill me." Freddy regains his senses. "Oh right, that. Want to come along?" Bonnie nods, "I might as well..my programing is so old I doubt it can be taken over, because Chica would never hurt someone especially a kid."

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Video transcript:

Person 1: Did you know that employees are quitting instead of giving up work from home?

Person 2: So, as someone who was not able to work from home–um, I’m in a manufacturing facility, I, that’s not an option for me. I’m in this bitch right now on a Saturday. So, really not an option.

But. I wanna be really clear that we support y'all. The people that can work from home fucking should. Cause it’s better for us too. There’s less traffic, parking’s easier, uh, there’s just, there’s less stress in the whole world which benefits everybody.

People in this plant can work from home. And when they do, I can park outside easier. And I can still get up with them by calling their phones, emailing them or whatever.

This should be normal now. This should be normal. We were told it was the new normal and they tried to take us back. Fuck that shit. Work from if you can and quit if they won’t let you.

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i see trees of green

green trees there too

i see the trees

and they are green

and i think to myself

i am lost in these woods

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I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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DIB NO-

 (And that’s why you shouldn’t call your boyfriend in the bed the same way you call your leaders)

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okay but do you think while link was fighting ganon in botw when they get out into the field, someone in the distance just saw this horrible gigantic disgusting embodiment of evil crash onto the ground followed by this? kid going head on with this beast of legend with nothing but a sword and bow and just being like holy shit that’s the kid i paid 50 bucks for catching lizards for me

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modern au

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Gai: What are you dressed up as?

Naruto: I’m you! See, I’ve got a green jumpsuit and a bowlcut and I’ve even got your nunchucks! And here’s my husband!

Gai: But I’m not married?

Naruto: -I said HERE’S MY HUSBAND!

Sasuke, sighing: Yo. I’m Kakashi. I’ve got awful hair and a porn book

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Sakura and her boys.

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the team of my life