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lol *unsocializes your social media*

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Soooo.... this is what's happening right now right?

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Welcome back cheater!💁‍♂️

KDJSJSJDJDJFJHF

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Muskrat is putting the last nails into Twitter’s coffin with the this “temporary” limit thing

You can’t check your news feed:

You can’t check replies

You can’t check your profile

You can’t check other profiles

And you can’t check what’s trending

We’re watching the downfall of one of the most popular social media platforms in real time all because of one man’s misplaced sense self importance and ego. Incredible.

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the twitter migrants complaining about the way tumblr functions are so funny because they will say things like "you mean i have to FOLLOW people? i dont get posts spoon fed to me by an algorithm???" like yeah these are positives on an unrelated note is your attention span doing alright

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twitter user: oh no i ran out of my daily free Twitter Minutes🐦™️ !! guess i have to wait til tomorrow or some gay shit idk

tumblr user on their 17059356th post of the day throwing peanuts to a live audience:

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I'm proud of you guys

Somebody teach the redditors what KUNG POW PENISing is, because we're gonna get another wave of twitter refugees and we're gonna need them to know

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Twitter really said "you've read 300 posts time to go touch grass"

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Hahahahahajahahahahahhahjjjjjhhahahahahhahahaha you've gotta be shitting my dick. Destroying a social media platform speedrun any percent

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Waking up to Twitter on fire 🥰

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elon musk is actually so smart because by me moving back to tumblr I’m actively screaming into the void and getting no response back which is the same as before on twitter except people saw my tweets they just didn’t interact with them

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My theory for the movie is that the kids were killed by a security guard so the animatronics simultaneously are trying to kill the security guards and keep children away from them. So they're trying to save Abby from being murdered and are trying to get revenge against the man that killed them.

The whole movie, Mike is gonna be like “Oh no Abby is missing, the animatronics are trying to kill her!!!” and is probably hardcore panicking

Meanwhile Abby probably has them gathered around her like it’s storytime or something and is telling them all about how cool her big brother is like “yeah he takes care of me and makes good breakfast sometimes and he can’t get a date but he’s still pretty cool. He beat up a guy at his old security job to protect a kid one time. :)”

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Honse

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just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/06/22/titanic-sub-missing-titan-update/

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They...

I can't.