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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor..
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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It’s not hard..
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What was Ariel’s bra size? A C shell!
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Architects are good at coming up with concrete plans
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i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
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thii2 po2e make2 iit look liike ii have an a22, niice
2OMEONE FROM THE TROOP TOOK THI2 WHEN II WA2 PREFORMIING
#ic#obliigiitory 2elf reblog#since i havent been on#for a while#in case yall forgot what i looked like#B)#((#contortion#body contortionist#body horror#scopophobia#partial nudity
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once you know what you liike, well there you are
#ic#obliigiitory 2elf reblog#since i havent been on#for a while#in case yall forgot what i looked like#B)#((#contortion#body contortionist#body horror#scopophobia#partial nudity
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we are the 2elect few exempt from haviin two do 2hiit for the empiire or alterniia iin general
iin ca2e yall forgot weve already done our job2 by playiing an beatiing that iinfernal game
#ic#we diidnt go through that 2hiit#two then turn around and 2erve the empiire two#weve done our part2#aiint no need liiftiin a fiinger two do more for alterniia than we already have#da2hwatchiing
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the team apparently cho2e the be2t tiime two come back iinto 2ignal reach for iinternet
ii would have been 2o dii2appoiinted iif ii had mii22ed thii2
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i dont have ‘problems with pent up aggression.’ my aggression is as free as a bird and im fine with it
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Pucker up, kiss a nut ‘cause it sells to be a slut.
Tik Tok Parody - The Midnight Beast
#ic#pfft#niice#ii love thii2 one#ii now have iit on my blog#tune2#((#explicit language#some kinda#gross things too#listen with caution#but it is a good parody#heard this back in HS#an its been 7 years#yikes
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