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itsahotsecondafter · 3 hours ago
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@capring
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Top Ten Cool Party Tricks To Scare And Guilt The Hell Out Of Your Business Partner
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itsahotminuteinbetween · 4 hours ago
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something something about energy levels throughout the day
(in case anyone was wondering why I sometimes put quotation marks around my sona's speech bubbles)
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apfsds · 10 months ago
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The tgirl fallacy of "nah I dont think im into that." And then being so into it that it makes you stupid.
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yaknowlikenyah · 1 month ago
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More hype with nails
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time-lady-the-sage · 26 days ago
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I know we're all freaking out about the potential twiyor of the next chapter. But this might be the single funniest panel in the entire series
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hollow-keys · 1 year ago
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Trans people: *Exist*
JK Rowling in her rotting black mold covered mansion:
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elderwisp · 13 days ago
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Violetta Blackheart's wardrobe •⋅⊰༻♡༺⊱⋅•
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gniteruirui · 19 days ago
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PLEASE OH MIGHTY ONE BLESS ME WITH YOUR WONDROUS WORT OF ART I BEG OH PLEASE MIGHTY ONE
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You funny
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a-butterfly1 · 5 months ago
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Idea for cocoapowder date.
The two are having a movie night and they're snacking on chocolates until Clover just starts feeding them chocolates and Chara doesn't even notice. Then when they do they act all tsundere about it but quietly ask for more.
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tastelessleather · 2 months ago
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Aizawa, come over here, you fucker. I need to give you my cramps.
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itsahotminuteinbetween · 2 months ago
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was thinking about how the dca would be able to figure out what counts as a curse in different languages
because on one hand, certain words when directly translated can technically mean a curse…even though they aren’t used the same way in the dialect…but there are also phrases that are very insulting in arabic that lose meaning in translation
so either the dca knows all the informal dialects of any language in their databanks…or they only know the formal ones and it just completely flies over their heads…
(For context, the word عنفص used above is used in the context of complaining or being annoyingly insistent...but it's also used to describe a donkey...)
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pieflavoredartz · 7 months ago
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( CLICK FOR THAT GOO FOO QUALITYYYYY 💧🗣)
FOOFIEE ! my darlin my.. WHAT THERES TWO OF EM ??
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infamous-if · 8 months ago
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Dude, I aint gonna lie I can't sleep because my brain spiraled to Seven's secret and I've been scouring forums and reddit posts for like an hour. What have you done to me.
can i direct you to the "secret child" theory? that one is my favorite lololol
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glitterhearth · 1 year ago
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before the Class A vs B battle:
Monoma: so how'd you get Midoriya to respond to you, even if he knew your quirk?
Shinsou: I insulted a friend of his.
Monoma: Ah. Hmm.. Who should I insult?
Shinsou: I'm sure any of his classmates will do. He has a lot of friends, that guy. It's rather annoying, his will and capacity to befriend.
Shinsou: Maybe someone very good? Kind? Sweet? Generous? Inspiring? Delightful?
Monoma: Oh I know! I'm gonna insult Bakugou!
Shinsou:
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titaniumions · 1 month ago
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when does intelligence give way to madness?
a moment comes when a man becomes something else
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doctor-the-13th · 5 months ago
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When I have kids and they’re scared of the monster under their bed, I’m just going to tell them it’s Clara under the bed. They won’t get the reference, and I—
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