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Licorice: It’s been a tough year.

Cherry Blossom: It’s the first week of January.

Licorice: Your point?

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Cheerleader: Have you decided on a Halloween costume yet?

Alchemist: Yeah, I’m gonna dress up like an idiot.

Rockstar: *coming into the room* Hey Al, here’s the clothes you wanted to borrow.

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Ginger Brave: We… lost Custard Cream III.

Wizard: You lost him?! How?!

Chili Pepper: Oh come on! Cut us some slack, the kids like two inches tall!

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Clover: This year I got smiling bats as decorations because it’s realistic!

Licorice: How is it realistic?

Clover: Because they’re happy! It’s their favorite holiday!

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Me losing motivation for this account when Poison Mushroom CROB event 👀

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Cherry: Halloween is my favorite holiday.

Soda Pop: Because of the costumes?

Cherry: No, because you can trespass on a stranger’s property and make nonnegotiable demands.

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Guiding lost souls

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Yeah

So about that new guild boss

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What crimes are they planning

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Red Velvet: Perhaps it is the context which words are spoken that give them the power or meaning.

Red Velvet: *screaming at Chiffon* I LOVE YOU DOG!!!

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Rye: I’ll have the rye juice, please!

Sparkling: I’m sorry! We’re actually all out of the rye j-

Rye:

Sparkling: Ma’am please put the guns down-

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“Having one ‘lazy day’ per week can help reduce stress, high blood pressure, and improve mental health, right? Now… imagine having SEVEN lazy days per week; how healthy is that!”

- Vampire, to a disappointed Alchemist

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Avocado: You would make a darn cute plushie!

Dark Choco: What... is a plushie?

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Poison Mushroom: *playing with a sword*

Licorice: Gah-! Poison Mushroom, Wh-where did you get that?!

Poison Mushroom: Ummmm… found it?

Red Velvet: I find that answer vague and unconvincing…

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Raspberry Mousse: Hey Rose, wanna come over tonight?

Rose: Do you have jellies?

Raspberry Mousse: Hmm, no. But nobody’s home, so-

Rose: Are they coming back with jellies?

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Sandwich: What’s a gender neutral term for e-girl and e-boy..?

Pizza: E-book.

Popcorn: E Coli.

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Wizard: What is he doing..?

Strawberry: Uhm… it… it looks like he’s trying to talk to the cake hound..?

Custard Cream III: *whispering to said Cake Hound* Okay, so, the plan is, I’ll distract Chili Pepper, and then you go and jump into her lap okay? Got it? Let’s go!