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You know what just hit me? "Do you have a geiger counter?" "Mine is in the shop" is such a dumb fucking code. There is not a single geiger counter in the entirety of fallout 4, and we have never heard anyone else ask about geiger counters in the whole game, asking about geiger counters is not a casual thing in fallout at all. BUT ALSO the player character HAS a geiger counter that is CLEARLY VISIBLE in the form of THE PIPBOY ON THEIR ARM, meaning anyone who hears the conversation and looks at the player while they respond, will immediately go "wait a minute, but they DO have a geiger counter on them."

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Being a metal sonic fan is like getting beaten over the head with a brick every time he appears.

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I personally think they actually did start the fire.

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I feel like ranting about fallout 4 again. I mean, I haven't ranted about it publicly, but god do I wanna rant about it's flaws (and why it's still good) often.

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John Cena must be fucking miserable, imagine being invisible forever.

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I still remember when an English teacher was trying to convince me AND a transfer student from England that cotton candy is not the most popular name for it. She said it was "Fairy floss", and was not budging on it. I haven't heard of fucking "Fairy floss" since that lesson, I had to Google other names for it just to remember what she called it. And she argued with a native English speaker, who was 15, and would absolutely know what it should be called. How fucking hard is it, to admit you are wrong??? Is it really worth dying on the "fairy floss" hill???

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Alright I finished chapter 4.

Grandpa is using your prayers to fuel his power.

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it turns out this ps2 game is not actually about giant robots but is entirely focused on the unfortunately incredibly funny suffering of this specific teenager. like look at this shit

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Send 17 feral hogs into Elon Musk's bedroom.

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The pressure of something important is far more taxing on me than actually dealing with it.

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why this mf so mad

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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

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OH RIGHT ITS PRIDE MONTH!

Go hold hands with the same gender, NOW!!!