Why have gender? Why have a sexuality?
Let's all just be cool wizards casting spells and shit
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Ah, what a lovely day. The flareflies are particularly lovely in the swamp gas this morning, and the bog beasts really enjoyed their feed.
Sometimes you just have to stop and enjoy the rotting vegetation, you know?
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Wizard drinking wizard drank
Wake up smelling of wizard stank
Cast dispel but won’t go away
Smell like magic missile all damn day
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Why are they doing this?
inspired by @wizard101gameWizard101
streaming on https://www.twitch.tv/sleepyantoni at 11pm Bulgarian time and at 11am tomorrow for a few hours if you want to talk with me or listen to some thoughts on the painting, watch me draw, play Beastmoon, etc..
my favourite game
acrylic on canvas
120x100cm
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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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*thunder crackling*
THOU ART LISTENING TO
*fireball explosion*
102.3
*bubbling cauldron*
REAL WIZARDS FM
*shimmering mana crystal*
WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS
*wololo*
THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩
I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄
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Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from
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