cpt-robcross1970

[cpt-robcross1970]

WHO STOLE MY FUCKING FISHING LICENCE

[cpt-robcross1970]

okay captain robert but what if it's hard mode. do you still yell then

if i'm going "hard mode" on that punk-ass germ i'm not telling him when my grenade launcher needs ammo because i want to see him struggle and lose. my impeccable ability to adapt (better than he ever could) lets me shut the fuck up when i clown on him.

also, it's captain cross.

[cpt-robcross1970]

robert why do you yell every time you reload

first of all, it's captain to you. second of all, yelling when you are out of ammo and very venerable to upcoming attacks is good warfare tactics and lets your squad know when to cover you.

...okay, when it's typed down like that it does seem like a microscopic (read; very small and inconsequential, tiny, minor) flaw in my otherwise flawless (read; perfect, honed, model) battlefield procedure but i assure you that it is completely necessary and i will not be changing how i do things because of it.

[cpt-robcross1970]

boops you

what the hell even is that. stop.

[cpt-robcross1970]

it has been a day and, of my own volition and the kindness of my empty heart, i have returned to say that i am very sorry for saying that, alex. that was very mean of me. great joke, laughed very hard, 10/10.

when is the best time to eat a person ? head hurty

[cpt-robcross1970]

who the hell just sent me an email virus???

[cpt-robcross1970]

joke doesn't work like that. 0/10, not good.

when is the best time to eat a person ? head hurty

[cpt-robcross1970]

judging by your last photo i can only assume your phone's camera is irradiate/you're running it through way too many shitty apps to strip metadata from it to keep people from tracking you. please just... just don't inflict the photos on us again. please....

everyone keeps asking if i've thrown my phone into a nuclear power plant disposal site. i have not.

you're quite observant. don't take that as a complement.

also, don't tell me what to do.

i don't remember what this was supposed to be. i think it's my hospital food.

[cpt-robcross1970]

no. fuck you

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Do you have a preference for what you take photos of? Like do you prefer nature, people, buildings, cityscapes, etc? I imagine you're pretty limited in what you get to take pictures of right now (what with being stuck in NYC), but when you do get to travel do you have anywhere in particular you want to go? (underwater fish photography?)

i take pics of my food. it looks like shit. i also take pics of any blackwatch troops that pass by, but that's for taking them down later. since i'm feeling personable and extraordinarily nice, here's a pic:

like i said, looks like shit.

i prefer taking pictures of things that would cause a certain dana mental anguish and emotional harm. like above ha ha ha.

if i were to get out of this god-forsaken city and get some peace and fuckng quiet, i'd take pics of fish i catch. used to hook huge ones back in michigan. didn't have such amazing cameras back then, LOL. i don't care about the fish when they're not on a hook. i can catch a mean muskie.

i'd love to travel anywhere the government can't find me and where there isn't any infected trying to tear my skin off. #takemehomecountryroads

[cpt-robcross1970]

Do you have a preference for what you take photos of? Like do you prefer nature, people, buildings, cityscapes, etc? I imagine you're pretty limited in what you get to take pictures of right now (what with being stuck in NYC), but when you do get to travel do you have anywhere in particular you want to go? (underwater fish photography?)

i take pics of my food. it looks like shit. i also take pics of any blackwatch troops that pass by, but that's for taking them down later. since i'm feeling personable and extraordinarily nice, here's a pic:

like i said, looks like shit.

i prefer taking pictures of things that would cause a certain dana mental anguish and emotional harm. like above ha ha ha.

if i were to get out of this god-forsaken city and get some peace and fuckng quiet, i'd take pics of fish i catch. used to hook huge ones back in michigan. didn't have such amazing cameras back then, LOL. i don't care about the fish when they're not on a hook. i can catch a mean muskie.

i'd love to travel anywhere the government can't find me and where there isn't any infected trying to tear my skin off. #takemehomecountryroads

[cpt-robcross1970]

What do you even do know that you've left Blackwatch or whatever it is you're currently doing?

fly fishing. but there's some bull law about water quality so i use the bathtub. no fish yet LOL.

otherwise i'm hacking into bw databases, taking down connections, rerouting supplies. that's intel ill spare if ur a bw informant. i'm using a vpn (nord) to firewall my motherboard so there's no chance of u getting into my database.

i also started the hobby of minding my own business. and digital photography.

[cpt-robcross1970]

How's your fishing going?

can't fish in this goddamned city anymore. water's all red and smells funny. lockdown keeps me from driving out and finding better spots, and they put out a warning to not eat the local fish. goddamnit.

i'm making some flies while i wait and some days i put them in a bowl of water and pretend i'm at a lake. not as fun IMO.

[cpt-robcross1970]

N E body know how to make the italian club sandwich from primo paninis on crosby street. thanks.

[cpt-robcross1970]

who the hell are you?

you've never had a hug???? that's so sad.... get dana on this right now

how is that sad. i'm just built different. and better. LOL.

don't involve dana, she doesn't need to know about this.

[cpt-robcross1970]

ROFL. funny, but also because i really do have my arm in a cast. and the other arm too. and both my legs. and a neckbrace. dont ask why, its classified.

[cpt-robcross1970]

you've never had a hug???? that's so sad.... get dana on this right now

how is that sad. i'm just built different. and better. LOL.

don't involve dana, she doesn't need to know about this.

[cpt-robcross1970]

i don't need hugs. i have #coffee.