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Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right

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Pappy's rules for living

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mutuals who vaguepost i understand you with all my soul also tell me what it's about i mean i respect your privacy tell me what it's about you deserve to have an outlet for that sort of thing tell me what it's about who is it about i hope you get the issue resolved soon tell me what it's about

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kangaroos are like what if a scary muscle man occupied the ecological niche for deer

well I wouldn't like that very much. is what

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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

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my glasses are always dirty but it's fine. i've seen enough.

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Am I the only one who notices that new pickup trucks are afflicted with like furry porn levels of cartoon masculinity in their angles and faces

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it's simple really: october is for horror movies with highly stylized villains and iconic monsters because they make for good costumes. early november is for gothic horror because of the fog and decay etc. late november is for zombies (commentary on consumerist culture). december is for psychological horror and stuff where they're trapped in a room because that's when you have to go to holiday parties with your family.

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happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.

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Nice people make the best Nazis. Be mean, be tough, have a fascist tooth/skull collection.

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This entire season is so queer, I love it. Olethra is canonically trans and then you have

Vanellope “polyamorous marriage with the sky” Chapman

Marya “if you want me you need to get Van” Junková

Maxwell “maybe I am a rowdy” Gotch

LaMontgommery seemingly never married

And idk what Daisuke and Comfrey had going on but it was definitely bisexual

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