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Shitty Fantasy Idea

A "person falls into fantasy world and are told they're the chosen one" story, but the one telling them they're a hero is this pixie who's just doing it for the shits and giggles and our anti-hero is suuuper suspicious of it, so they keep asking for different clarifications ("So they specifically mentioned my hair color?") until somehow the pixie's race is brought up and the not-hero casually calls them a fairy, not really knowing the difference, and the pixie loses their shit, yelling about the differences and the not-hero responds with "ok, fairy" cause they're a little shit.

Anyway, cue the pixie deciding they're going to make this person think they're the chosen one if it's the last thing they do, and the not-hero using the pixie as a way to figure out where the fuck they are and what they should do so they dont die.

Basically they keeping conning each other until the pixie accidentally trains the person enough that they become The Hero and defeat whatever evil was nearby. Also throw in a good ole enemies to family/lovers while you're at it.

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Why is this me? 

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10 Flufftober Parental Prompts

*Can be used with kids, adopted kids, pets, aliens...whatever, really. Also don’t need to be used in order or specifically for Flufftober. I might add some more in later based on popularity.*

(1) Baking cookies 

(2) Burn 

(3) Late night essay/school project 

BONUS: The Parent!figure swears up and down they’re not going to help the Child!figure because really, they should know better than to leave things to the last minute, but then they end up sitting down with them and helping them anyway. 

DOUBLE BONUS: The Parent!figure is terrible at the subject, bad, if not much worse, than their child is. 

TRIPLE BONUS: The Parent!figure eventually ends up either doing the entire thing for their Child!figure because “growing children need their rest”. 

TRIPLE TRIPLE BONUS: The Parent!figure copies the entire thing from a sketchy website and teaches their Child!figure how to bullshit their way through explaining it to the teacher. 

(4) Having to bail their Child!figure out of school detention/the principals office. 

(5) Nightmares. 

(6) Middle of the night snacking (can be used with #1) 

(7) Attachment (specifically: “I-didn’t-mean-to-adopt-this-kid-it-just-kind-of-happened-idk-they’re-kinda-cute” “You-have-baby-fever!” Bonus points if the AdoptiveParent!figure in question is in denial and keeps making up absurd excuses as to why they suddenly want to protect the Child!figure). 

(8) Lying (Child!figure is a horrible liar). 

(9) Mean bullies at school (Bonus points if the Parent!figure doesn’t tell their kid to “talk it out” and instead, teaches them how to kick the bullies’ asses) 

(10) Parent-Teacher Conferences.