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the signs as bot sexts

ARIES: https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/956258138545643521 TAURUS: https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/948798960864505856 GEMINI: https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/955986326549082114 CANCER: https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/955125657385816065 LEO: https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/954310283941629952 VIRGO: https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/949810631535980545 LIBRA: https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/949191194545967104 SCORPIO: https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/955820232517537793 SAGITTARIUS: https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/947953389865971713 CAPRICORN: https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/954204592090296325 AQUARIUS: https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/952211453225861120 PISCES: https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/948396733301706752

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this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

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I take good notes. Informative notes. INTELLIGENT notes.

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The music in the club stops for a moment. Just in time to hear me opening my velcro wallet

*ICOEIEISKSKDKAKODOSWKWKKDISIS* everyone pauses. APPLAUD BREAKS WILD

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2018 is gonna be GAY you heard it here first folks

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In 2013, a small dev team called Team Cherry submitted a game to the Ludum Dare 27 game jam. It was called ‘Hungry Knight’ and the protagonist looked like this:

Your objective was to kill enemies for berries, which you had to eat every 10 seconds in order to survive. There were some cool bug-knight designs, and some hints of a world/lore surrounding the little protagonist, but overall it was pretty simple. Play it on Newgrounds if you’re interested.

About 3.5 years later, Team Cherry released Hollow Knight, which feature this little guy you might recognize:

But wha–

OH FUCK!!! WHAT!!!!

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE–

WAIT, WHAT’S THAT I HEAR??

IS THAT AN ORCHESTRA OF ANGELS PLAYING A SOMBER SYMPHONY ABOUT BOTH THE BEAUTY AND THE SUFFERING OF OUR EPHEMERAL EXISTENCE ON THIS PLANE??

NO, IT’S JUST THE GOD DAMN

As for the gameplay, it’s a metroidvania with simple mechanics but a high skill ceiling, excellent enemy variety and design, a big map, and deep and unique lore that you find bits and pieces of throughout the world.

I’d compare it to Ori & The Blind Forest, which is also a very solid metroidvania – but Hollow Knight is different in that it has no explicit dungeons and no skill tree. It’s a bit more “raw.” Whereas I’d recommend Ori to even those who don’t have much experience with the 2D platformers or metroidvanias, I might reserve Hollow Knight for those who have played at least one in the past. It doesn’t spend much time easing you in or holding your hand. If Ori is rum & coke, Hollow Knight is just straight rum.

Overall, it’s been a good year for indie games. We saw the release of games like Night in the Woods, Cuphead, A Hat in Time, West of Loathing, and Doki Doki Literature Club.

Hollow Knight though, is my personal fave, and I’d recommend it to anybody who is willing to give a game a little bit of patience, exploration, and love.

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This is an actual tweet by dennys

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♥

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@theshitpostcalligrapher this seems up your alley

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FUVKING DISGUSTHH

I'm not a flaming homosexual. I am a radioactive gay. Meaning I'm contagious and you want to fuck me.

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when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

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it sucks that now all tumblr’s posts are

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i mean yea.

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By NeitherSparky

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If any gay guys see this post and need a cute boyfriend. I'm here. Fuck me. I need love and affection. You don't actually have too fuck me. I just need some kind of love. I've been single since I was born.

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somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

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He touched the bar with his bar