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Evgeny Svechnikov comments on the fact that his brother Andrei immediately subscribed to the Torpedo page after the news of Evgeny's signing (Eng sub)

#aforementioned big brother svech post i have been trying to post like. eight times but every time i just 🥹 about it ->#that’s!!! my!!!! svech!!!!!! <- by which i mean big svech not baby svech. evgeny u are always in my heart #the picture of andrei wrapped in his red wings blanket is also soooo dear to me he always!!! loves his big brother!!!!#truly i think svechy’s biggest fan is baby svech. obsessed and in love with his older brother i know we have so many sets of brothers #to have poetry about but i think they deserve it so much. my emotional support fourth liner grind guy who’s been bounced around and his #superstar little brother who by all rights is more successful and skilled but still worships the ground that he walks on because that’s his #big brother? because forever he will be a little kid in love and watching his brother step out onto the ice and he could want nothing less #than the best for him and to always see him because in his eyes he can do no wrong? there is not a place evgeny could go that svech #wouldnt follow? ohhhh i could chew glass about that. not everybody loves their brother like that in the way andrei is so devoted to him 😭#they love each other!!!! they support each other through everything!! svech immediately subscribing to the new team insta just to see him!!#i am pretty sure there’s quotes about andrei staying up to watch evgeny’s games and they do like. weekly phone calls either to each other #or home we’ve mythologized the tkachuks & hughes but let’s get on the kempes & sveches & josephs. sibling on sibling art here!! the themes #of childhood and aging and accomplishment and that evgeny has never once been bitter that svech is arguably better than him #evgeny svechnikov #detroit ride or die forever & always #torpedo nizhny novgorod #andrei svechnikov #<- is curled up in the blanket of the narrative just off-screen #where’s the joseph gordon levitt on being second and that one song that’s like sometimes some people are destined to spend their whole life #making mistakes just so everyone else can learn from them (update it’s fucking sink;swim by briston maroney that makes me cry i got about #five words in sang ten in my head & knew what it was but had to commit) yeah those but about evgeny &andrei. he can’t be scared he’s second #he already knows how everything goes because evgeny showed him the way. yes also dying first (leaving the nhl) we don’t need to talk abt it #but the part that kills me is thinking you’re worthy of that devoted love. knowing andrei will follow him wherever he goes & evgeny always #worried about being enough for him about showing up (the part about lots of positivity lots of smiles… ohhhh my god. because he wants to #show him he’s happy (not in the nhl?) even across an ocean they’re ok andrei doesn’t need to do anything) i don’t know. i don’t KNOW.#deep cuts from the draft dumpster dives #was talking to my nana about guys no longer on My Team yesterday lol and then today whoever was choosing violence with the post about #retiring from what you love what you’ve done since you were so small the only thing you had to do was growing up so y’all are getting this #WAIT YOH GUYS. YOU GUYS. EVGENY IS ON LARIONOV’S TEAM??? DETROIT FOREVER AND ALWAYS MY GOD 😭😭 HE’S ON IGOR’S TEAM the narrative i could-

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overprotective brother

#when is international big brother day? today actually i’m deciding. we’re posting this and the sveches 🫡#just know i ALSO saw the other angle of the mic grab and op you are a real one. we needed that but the thoughts i have about that one are #[reeeeedacted soooo redacted redacted redacted redacted and ***** ** ******] and this post is being Wholesome for the moment!!! op ily tho #overprotective brother is a role arber has been playing his entire life it is SO visible in the body language like florian. baby girl.#arm crossed over his body smalling himself even though he’s taller than arber the shy little smile oh i am obsessed. also arber PLEASE #will you slit your eyebrow for me. will you get any kind of piercing i am not picky but i want metal detectors to go off when you walk thru #i just love the pre-emptive statement and threat like if anybody WAS thinking about it now they’re gonna be scared off because the second #they do they know arber’s coming for them & also i desperately need all of my paper dolls in the same house have florian & slaf interacted??#is arber still slaf’s guard dog now that florian’s here? is this another jack dropping ty for luke showing up (except slaf has gühle)#is arber even really supposed to be in this press conference or is he just being florian’s emotional support as he goes through his media #because we are all well aware of how montreal’s media is it eats its players alive!! and arber’s already stepping in to protect him there #have been rotating this in my head so hard while i did other things vital to my life that i was literally IN THE SHWOER when i went ‘hunh #wait i wonder if slaf will fight to protect florian too’ and just spiraled like. that’s his baby brother now right of course he’d protect #florian with his life because a) he loves arber and b) i’ve had his baby face for about two hours and i’d kill a man for him like??? easy #florian xhekaj #arber xhekaj #montreal canadiens #arber SOOOO pleased with himself i will simply never recover from florian’s little ☺️ that’s my brother guys ohhh i gotta have some unhinged #brothers quotes for them. abt to go scroll the brothers tag to see if any of them are not tragic for once!! also can we speak abt the charm #nemcklance

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crossbackpoke-check · 5 days

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☑️ 5323 long term contract extensions that match the captain's contract

☑️ joe veleno real not clickbait closeup of him and mo smiling lockscreen reveal

☑️ 9023 flirting at TC training camp while mo's not there and dylan's got him on speakerphone

☑️ mo's girlfriend caught wearing necklaces that have mo and joe's jersey numbers

☑️ 5323 spending the summer together training and skating in europe together

#IZZZY IZZY IZZY IZZZY I JUST SCREAMED SO LOUD WITH MY REAL MOUTH WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANNA HAS A NECKLACE WITH JOE AND MO’S NUMBERS ON IT #WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERY LINE IS HIT BY HIT SO MUCH WORSE FIRST OF ALL I DIDN’T REALIZE MO&LUCAS HAD CONTRACTS THAT MATCHED DYLAN 😭😭 his SONS #also you all just witnessed me lose my shit in real time like. four minutes ago about the joe lockscreen so for it to be NOT clickbait #please i need to go lie down like a Victorian maiden fainting on the couch (i say laying flat on my back on the floor wheezing) (wailing)#9023 flirting???? 9023 flirting?????? i realized i Lied about joe & lucas when i went through my joey v tag because joe DEFINITELY protected #lucas in a fight and i have a whole lot of super rookie cohabitation polycule content of them actually but ohhhh this is so. mo not there #but dylan has him on SPEAKERPHONE GUYS WE’RE ALL HERE WE CAN SEE AND HEAR YOU!!!!! PLEASE CHILL OUT (also speaking to myself here.)#no i do actually. no. i. help. i just tried and i couldn’t form a coherent sentence for an entire minute trying to talk about anna wearing #necklaces with mo & joe’s numbers like if i SPEAK. and if i mention anything about her comment section in her speed skating retirement post.#i need to go to bed i need to launch myself into the sun i need to buy a ten game season ticket pass (not really) and i need to scream into #a very deep dark hole where i can stop learning new information that makes me feel feral. my sincere apologies to everyone whose notes i #have destroyed in the past twenty minutes if you love me you will not block me the madness is temporarily induced i promise (usually)#also this is your monthly? yearly? semi-annual ‘when we say detroit ride or die it means i love the red wings & WILL be a freak about them’#super rookie cohabitation polycule #joe veleno #moritz seider my beloved #detroit ride or die #lucas raymond #dylan larkin #<- for the sake of being mentioned and being the Father to three sons who are getting their SHIT figured out. goddd kenzy loves anna too #she’s so in. i am going to be rotating this triangle/square/cube/microwave inside my brain for soooo long i am fascinated i Want It so bad #mmmhmmmm. mhmmm. yeah. oh yeah no for sure. <- me trying to articulate ANYTHING about the contents of this post. i simply cannot.#went to instagram to check anna to see if the necklaces was a post or where it was from & the FIRST thing on my feed was the lockscreen vid #creepy but also i watched the entire thing with my hand over my mouth just 🥹🥺 and alternately wheezing like. some of you need to get a #wallpaper but also it makes me so happy the the admins ask the whole team including the staff and they have for quite a few seasons now i #think? they might’ve been the first? i know tor will do it now too but they def do like. everybody ANYWAY I WAS TRYING TO SAY i am going to #eat through pure 3000 degree glass it’s all ‘oh my kids oh my dogs oh my girlfriend oh my beautiful wife (moose and his girls 😭) & then JOE #the little chagrined smile also WHY is he in a different place did they hunt him down did he ask to do it did everybody chirp him like ‘you #have to go ask joe about his lockscreen’ like PLEASE make it make sense to me!! what i was going to do there was look up anna because my #white whale is that i know her handle by heart but haven’t followed her for literally no reason. & the SPIRAL i went on seeing her msu hat—

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he’s me

#NO. NO!!!!!!#NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO JO NO YOU GUYS NO I CAN’T DO THIS I WILL PHYSICALLY THROW UP I JUST DRANK A TRIPLE BOBA FOR THE MID-AUTUMN WEEK DEAL I WIL #DON’T TEST ME. I AM LOSING MY MIND WHEN IS THIS FROM TOURE FUCKING KIDDING ME THATS NOT!!! THATS NOT FROM THIS SEASON RIGHT YOU GUYS IT’S NO #IT’S NOT HIS REAL WALLPAPER IT’S NOT LIKE I AM GOING TO SCREAM AND THROW UP AND CRY I’CE HAD HOCKEY BACK FOR LIKE LESS THAN A WEEK TWO DAYS #A DAY AND IT’S RUINING MY LIFE!!! JOEY V!!!! and to think i was about to make a post like ‘new hippo campus dropped just in time for the #season drw hive mind are we ready’ just because. i love them and LP3 was For Me and Detroit but you GUYS MY TAG FOR THEM IS LITERALLY FUCKIN #mojo(e) jojo hive mind unite #and i CAN’T WITH THEM!!! god!!! this is why i don’t think i can be unhinged about mo & Lucas because mojoe was there first my god. triangle #and it’s THAT goddamn EDITED PICTURE TOO??? OF THE TWO OF THEM SCRUNCHE FACED AND SMILING FROM THE MOJOE SHOW PLEASEEE SOCMIN BRING IT BACK #and I can’t remember if it’s mo making joe laugh or joe making mo laugh because i love them so much if i rewatch it i will be ill which is #SOOO normal. as is loving things so much you can’t consume them (me who still hasn’t been able to watch the out &about in seattle they did)#like i wish i was kidding my heartbeat is elevated and i think i need to go lie down distressed goofy-style in a shallow pool of water #detroit ride or die #moritz seider my beloved #joe veleno #and this isn’t even COUNTING the beautiful posts nik sent me btw they were languishing in my drafts because i created a terrible narrative #that i was superstitious about bringing to fruition by writing it in the tags before mo was signed but now that he is i can post them as a #hypothetical like this is MY roman empire and it’s mojoe + lucas my pet rock. girl i have SO many narratives for car configurations you know #NO HIS PHONE DATE FUCKING SAYS FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 20TH JOE PLEASE LET ME BREATHEEEEE JOE PLEASE THAT CANNOT BE YOUR PHONE BACKGROUND PLEASE #SAY PSYCH. SAY PSYCH RIGHT NOW TELL ME THIS WAS A BET TELL ME THIS WAS PRE-ARRANGED IT WAS A BIT YOU DID RIGHT THERE YOU ARE NOT WALKING #AROUND IN YOUR DAILY LIFE WITH YOUR PHONE LOCK SCREEN BEING A PICTURE OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE SMILING LIKE THAT BRO PLEASE (…what’s ur home)#he also looks soooo pleased about it his blurry grin in the back… local long-distance girlfriend happy his wife got a contract & is coming #back. like i WILL acknowledge how deranged lucas and mo are for each other and if it’s not as two besties i just. lucas and joe are two #paper dolls that do not fit together in my head it’s mo and his two bfs like this is my bf & his bf. berggy is joe’s attaché (bff lil bro)#and whatever narrative i inflicted on my beautiful unicorn simon we will roll with. there is SOMETHING there that i can’t remember if it’s #In my notes from when i saw the Griffs play or i posted it here but simon fighting for berggy’s honor 👀👀 ANYWAY. can you tell i simply #cannot handle even thinking about joe willingly by choice like. like he. like he had to edit that picture himself or find it somewhere like #that’s not a shot that was IN the video like he had to type ‘moritz seider joe veleno mojoe show phone background’ gingerly into his phone #with his fucking bigass italian slut hands and LOOK for that!!! sorry joey i don’t know why that was so aggressive but i was reminded of #slutty summer cameos and workout thirst traps from the ‘can you sign this video’ so. it’s said with love i hope you know 🫶 one of Us.

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Vancouver Canucks mixed media animation process vid by rapruesign!! I love this guy's work, he usually does basketball (mostly NBA but he's done a couple women's college basketball animations too) and it's sick as hell, this is his first hockey animation. Reel without animating process here if you want to see it, but since this is my blog, I'm posting the process video bc I love watching how artists create 🫡

#oh this is DOPE!!!!!#i love art i love people who make art i love you the ability to create and share things #vancouver canucks #hockey art!!!!#deep cuts from the draft dumpster dives #just realized 🫡 i did not queue this with my post. but it’s draft clearing time!! i cannot hit 800 y’all. anyway this is what i meant when #i mentioned the art process video in the hockey poetry and then realized y’all might not have seen it!!! this is the kind of crayon ripple #effect i meant with the robo magnetic beat photo to which the stars photog said: hold my beer bro. i have to check my metadata to get the #name though but will be trying post-haste to get credits #the only one i can’t is the robo dance once because that’s like. four or five pictures i chopped up or had saved already so i have no idea #where they’re from or who :/ sometimes from Twitter if i see a cool picture i just go OOH without even any ideas lol i am a photo stockpiler #every time i watch this video though i’m just so obsessed. love the texture the static the movement it’s so fun!!!!

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Dysprosium, Mary Soon Lee

dysprosium, AN 66, is a silvery-white rare earth metal. its name is derived from the greek dysprositos, meaning “hard to get at”, owing to the difficulty in separating and isolating this rare earth element. dysprosium is used to measure neutron flux, to fuel reactors, and to activate phosphors. terfenol-d is a magnetorestrictive alloy, meaning that it changes shape when a magnetic field is applied, and is used to manufacture underwater acoustic systems.

jason “robo” robertson, dallas stars #21 for @simmyfrobby’s nhl periodic table poems <3

#i had a couple different ideas for poems that were taken by the time i could go deranged for a couple hours to make this but as I looked #i was like WAIT NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE JASON ROBERTSON YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MY TEXAS CAM and had to do it. also was STRUCK with the #sudden immaculate vision of the Dallas D as part of terfenol-D and could not get it out & robo is the most dance! person i know on the team #liv in the replies #dallas stars #jason robertson #nhl periodic table poems #guys i am plagued with visions and no execution skills!! every day i come here and learn one new skill on GIMP the way god intended!!!#today it was emboss. also cannot claim any credit for the pulse to the magnetic beat photo which is so cool that was one where i had a #couple and was like maybe i can do like crayon shockwaves like the art process video kasper showed? and then found that picture and was #like thank you lord stanley for knowing my limitations. thank you for your understanding in this moment it was a trial enough to make #expand contract dance and one would THINK i would have fucking learned from the claude animorphs tragedy!! i did not. but i did use the #shear tool and 3D rotate so at least if we’re animorphing it’s SLIGHTLY better. anyway me frantically doing this like WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT #WAIT FOR ME YOU GUYS ARE SO FAST i keep seeing all of these and just spinning around in circles until i get dizzy & fall down I’m so happy #the drive folder for this is just called joy!!!!! because joy this is such a cool idea but now because it brings me so much joy #i just saw the Travis dermott one and burst into tears super normal AND someone did exactly what i wanted with hydrogen which was the water #the ice!!!!! it’s so perfect!!! and cody ofc did silver lord stanley. like does it ever make you cry how beautiful & creative everyone is?#anyway if you see me post and delete this and then update it or change it no you didn’t it’s fine. but i wanted to be included #if i could make the dysprosium letters not have a white background i would I simply could not fuck with it at 1AM. we are hitting send #it may not look like it but i queue #pretend i spoke at length about the reasons why i picked all the pictures & the element just know that it’s there inside my brain u can ask #GUYS I TAKE IT ALL BACK I SAW NEONFRETRA’S ISOTOPES AND I COULD MAKE THE EDITS EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE THERE!! ISOTOPES!!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!!#get ready for the edits then. dylan magnesium my beloved child of stars who can never return… like i wish i could say anyone else but it’s #i KNOW number nineteens bismuth don’t make me Google how many years nolan played hockey but also there’s ej for stable so.. also half-life #actinium claude giroux my beloved… when i saw there already was a claude i thought maybe Brady too for that #I don’t know how but flerovium doubled magic is percolating in my brain as was promethium bad boy because I was like hmmm. tyler. but #couldn’t commit and THEN SOMEONE DID BAD BAD LEROY BROWN TYLER BERTUZZI TO PROMETHIUM AND BESTIE I AM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH!!! with cons #anyway shane wright germanium with juraj slafkovský but showing him very obviously not missing it. if jack eichel was not an asshole #the narratives WOULD be narrativing. you could argue for a sidovi here with the calder cup and potentially a best friend stealing narrative #(the most recent is cam yorke’s acquisition of jamie d from trevor zegras which would then require a yorkie one for silicon the other side)

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Interviewer: I know you and Mo are pretty good friends, but I don’t know if you know that Thursday’s giveaway is a Mo Seider… it’s call ‘Grow Mo’s Flow.’ So basically it’s like a chia pet that grows Mo’s hair. I want you to give me your thoughts on Mo’s actual hair.” Lucas Raymond: “I saw that, and I think it’s pretty funny. I got one at home, actually. I think Mo has great hair. I’ve seen it in many, many shapes and forms. You know, early mornings and stuff like that, but he has great hair. He has a lot of hair, most importantly… so it’s good. Good set of full [hair].” Interviewer: “Okay, not to be weird, but do you have a favorite stage of Mo’s hair. Like, in the morning Mo’s hair is a mess. *laughs*” Lucas Raymond: “Yeah, probably the morning… could get a little wild, but he has a good set of hair.” Interviewer: “Yeah, he does have a great set of hair. Have you seen his headshot, though? He let it get a little crazy for that one.” Lucas Raymond: “I have seen that, and that’s one of my favorite pictures of his hair, actually.” Interviewer: “I’m glad you like it. Okay, does he have the best hair on the team, though? Because let’s be honest, you have some teammates that have some pretty good hair. Lucas Raymond: “Yeah, yeah, for sure. I think he’s up there. I don’t think he’s the best. I think the best is Ben Chiarot. I think has an unbelievable set of hair. And also Alex Debrincat. Great hair.

Interviewer: “All right. I’m not sure Mo’s going to like that one, but that’s good.” Lucas Raymond: “Fabs also has great hair. He has a lot of hair, but he has great hair.” Interviewer: “That’s the Italian — you get a lot of hair.” Lucas Raymond: “Yup, yup. Looks great.”

-The Red & White Authority podcast (March 21, 2024)

#AND THE INTERVIEWER WAS INSANE FOR THIS ONE BUT I’M KISSING THEM ON THE MOUTH THIS IS THE JOURNALISM THE PEOPLE NEED ->#Okay not to be weird but do you have a favorite stage of Mo’s hair. Like in the morning Mo’s hair is a mess.#BESTIE YOU’RE A FREAK LIKE THE REST OF US i wish that they compelled me so bad because they’re so. like they’re unhinged for this they know #lucas confirming that his favorite hair is mo’s freshly woken up bedhead? like ok go off girl. i feel so normal about that normal and fine #rookies of the year #lucas raymond #moritz seider my beloved #detroit ride or die #also i am WHEEZING laughing that lucas goes ‘yeah benny has the best hair’ is that an apology? does benny have the best hair really?#like lovingly we all know you said kitty because you love him and no other reason that man does not have close to the best flow on the team #& i say that w/a full heart of a NOT hater. like i’m sorry i do love that man. i just think lucas might have said it to make him feel nice #fabs hairy italian rights ✊😔 me too buddy. but that one is for real fabs is absolutely gorgeous &i’ll defend that one with my life he is soo #lucas like ‘can’t let it get to mo’s head i gotta roast him a little bit tell him he DOESN’T have the best hair on the team’#(the rest of the team unanimously thinks that he does) (also can i just say they did NOT ask joe about the best hair on the team…#& i want to know if it’s because he went off on like. a minute long answer about mo in my head he did don’t tell me otherwise please & ty)#HI EVERYONE IN HONOR OF THE SWEET BABY RAY RAY SIGNING AND ALSO THE FACT THAT I COULD NOT LOOK AT HIM AND MO PLAYING IN MANNHEIM TOGETHER #PLEASE HAVE THIS UNHINGED POST I SAVED IN MY DRAFTS ABOUT THEM BEING FREAKS ABOUT EACH OTHER!!!! god i wish they compelled me so bad #the raw material with which to build narratives is simply. yeah i took you to meet my dad (old team germany captain moritz müller)#and we lived together and then lived in the same complex and threw footballs from our balcony and on the roofs and also were attached at #the hip and also have given unhinged quotes about each other. lucas i am NOT over you saying you have a favorite mo hairstyle first of all #and while i know it’s probably supposed to be a chirp about how crazy mo’s curls can get you really took this question and answered it like #yeah i really like his morning after hair after we fucked. yeah when he first wakes up and he’s still in bed. yeah (sentimental BITCH) god.#anyway maybe if i have the mental fortitude i will find the pictures of mo and lucas skating together in ädler mannheim jersey simply for #posterity but unfortunately i do not think i have the willpower nor the capacity to even look. like you guys i skimmed them with my eyeball #and felt deranged if i am forced to look at them?? to think about them for longer than 0.00001 seconds? no absolutely not. AND if we #consider that Lucas took mo (and the rest of the team but it’s fine) to sweden last year during the season i!!! like a you show me yours #I’ll show you mine childhood international league version. this is also in part sponsored by whatever beautiful media person put the #tre kronor above lucas’ head in the raymond signing media video of which i watched about five seconds not even i watched to the crowns &#started shrieking because it was such a clever detail and so quick and so good that i combusted. ANYWAY mo next. we have jvjb and lucas pls #ALSO LUCAS ALREADY SAYING HE HAS A CHIA PET AT HOME & HE TAKES GOOD CARE OF IT SO HE HAS A GOOD HEAD OF HAIR & WE KNOW MO IS SO VAIN ABT IT

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i do really like that the sharks have this original sin where they collected the patty jumbo pavs leadership triumvirate in the early 2000s and then just like. retired from worrying about that and spent 20 years fuckin around and collecting weirdos. and to this day we are beset by marc edouard

#spiritually correct and this made me laugh so hard i nearly started crying in the middle of the sc and was just. breathing SO strangely #to not wheeze. and the TAG ->#mario doesn't even have teeth in his head because he needs more space in which to store the muppets soundtrack #insert jaws theme here #PLEASE #have been loving everyone shark rookie camp lb so much but you GUYS i cannot get into will smith and mackelini celebrini i canNOT. can’t #i’ve already got one unhinged post somewhere from when zeev buium (my baby buium) was being a menace and breaking up the love triangle #and i refused to reblog the picture that hurt my feelings and i kept seeing everywhere and i should have but it’s okay because i made an au #where i laughed and was like hahaha will smith animal transformation au!! and all of the ekky gecko & borde my beloathed my wretched posts #that are just like. chilling in my drafts waiting for me to man up like i don’t have a sjs sweater i love wearing all the time.#if i pretend it can’t get me (we all saw how that went with anaheim) (i also have an unreasonable amount of anaheim posts)#truly it is not my fault the sharks have endeared me!! the vibes are so good & w/the cuda too. AND you loved my boy zadina so there’s that #san jose sharks #plus the old men fuckin… whatever triangular square peg round hole thing is going on w/burnsie pavs joe thornton &marleau has got its HOOKS #also one time i read really good fic about logan couture when i didn’t even really know who he was or anything about him and so. yeah.#the earth is FERTILE in san jose guys. i am so easily convinced to let my brain worms go to work composting about it

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thinking about how when you punch a mirror so that it cracks and fractures into multiple shards reflecting your own visage back at you, you're really just ironically surrounding yourself with more of the self you loathe in your quest to attain self-destruction. the grotesque reproductive quality of gouging pieces from yourself in order to lessen the burden of existence, and in the process only proliferating more individual aspects of You, shedding them as you go. much to consider.

#um. so we’re gonna call back to something because all of you live inside my brain and know exactly what i’m referencing at all times but #this is the fix-it fic where connor pulls his grace out of his body and goes to anaheim and sews himself back together but worse. where #chicago doesn’t let go of him and even as he gets more and more broken he doesn’t fail because it was never a gift all along it was always #him. how you can be so deep inside something and you think you’re clawing your way out but really you’re just making the hole deeper.#sorry connor they were never going to let you go. anyway also in the vein of the shedding pieces of you connor having to reckon with all #the pieces he pulled out having them on a shelf somewhere? shipping them in a fed-ex box off to mason for safe-keeping? this is also #potentially more a rebuild sequel of connor having to choose whether or not he wants those blessings back does he like who he became #without them? does he want everything? accepting every piece of himself and the memories associated and yes i am obsessed with him pulling #the bone out of his elbow but now i want to know about how he gets them back in. is it wolverine retractable claws is it that he has to #eat them up and let them digest does it metastasize like does. OH. DO THE BLESSINGS FIGHT BACK OF COURSE THEY DON’T WANT TO BE REMOVED #how with every single one pulled out there’s still more leftover sorry to the tragic plot but hydra head you pull part out and now more is #blessed somehow he’s doing better. and not like out of pity like oh for how poor/hurt/lost you are you’re doing so well it’s just Better i-#connor grappling with what does it mean to be the next next next one. how do you removed yourself from something you’re so entrenched in #that’s calcified in your bones and then something about how every ten years your bones are replaced/remodeled. remade by pressure & connor #from so young being shaped into something or NOT. refusing. god also there’s so many narratives i want to throw this at & see how it sticks #oh found the sorting tag i think. however this ALSO made me find a flipped version of the cracked vessel-ness of it all that fits so much #better (connor pulling the Human pieces out of him so that he’s all god) which ohhh connor surrounded by the bits of his humanity w/this ->#HELLO PREVS UR UNHINGED FOR THAT ONE this sounds like the epitaph to a 50k behemoth fic ->#connor bedard #and am i personally struggling with the fallibility of the body right now? we don’t need to talk about that. all i’m saying is when they #tell u the odds are maybe it simply never heals at all what do you do with that? connor having to decide if ripping himself apart is worth #the odds of never being able to put himself back together in the same way & what becomes acceptable. the aches & pains as always of playing #and you can’t cut the weakness out. in vestigial old gods how there’s always a cost to being a vessel (the enforcer doesn’t feel no pain)#(it’s just that they’re driven to push through it) (the curse of foresight breaking you of knowing the exact way in which you will die MY G #D CAREY IN THAT MTL PLAYOFF GAME NO) and connor beautiful vessel trying to circumvent the curse/blessing. also somehow here w/the flipped #aspect is the illusion of choice in vestigial old gods (pride to a fault) that you won’t be like everyone else. OH WAIT HOLD ON EVERY SINGL #ONE OF THEM AS THE SHARDS!! EVERY TIME ONE OF THE CRACKS THE PIECES THAT SLIP OUT GO TO SOMEONE ELSE IT’S ALL THE SAME GOD &THEY DON’T KNOW #rip to ovi but your stick-fail season coincides perfectly with the bedsy rookie year narrative OR the sid & the ancient pens narrative.#probably that one because i think there’s a different pantheon from the stevie/sergei arc but ovi making a deal seems plausible. like how #auston gets a demon in the one fic even though he’s not a good canadian boy sometimes if you’re enough they’ll take you. WAIT HOLD ON THE

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you are spare fucking parts aren’t ya bud

#i’m gonna need everyone to strap the fuck in for a second because i don’t know what prev was actually talking about but this is where my #closet caps fandom comes into play because i saw the phrase ‘capital gains tax’ blacked out and like every normal human being i immediately #went ‘oh so how when you join the caps you get a wife and two kids. dad tax. you know?’ and ignoring the fact that this is going to happen #in real life because the caps will get brandon to put a ring on kaylee (i think? is her name? they’ve been together forever) and they’ll be #popping out babies EYE was immediately like hahahaha THE WISHBABY AU of course you know. common lore the caps have a wishbaby curse (?) (is #it really a curse) but just. well-known caps magic like cup magic. you come to the caps we don’t know what it is but you’re super likely to #get a wishbaby and my GOD if brandon going to the caps is not For Me and specifically for the heartbreak of those wishbaby twins (i say #referencing a tag that i wrote ???? ago and i have no idea if anyone else remembers. pretend you do it was a really good plot and ANYWAY #it fits so much better for the plot if i get to infuse caps lore instead of random colorado avalanche knowing about brandon’s baby &helping #because it means i can put TJ OSHIE in this fic and the entire botherington capitals team into this fic because their asses WOULD show up #to help brandon take care of a baby. not that i don’t think beautiful gabe landeskog would be able to but a) he really Was Not There and b)#the avs simply do not have the Dad Energy the caps do and that i feel personally suits brandon duhaime. this is For Me. but also OP WHAT #does spare parts bud eh??? mean?????? hello??????? help?????? desolate???? like i am assuming it has to do with his blank little face #standing off to the side wondering what is going on but like bud. oh bud. you cannot break my heart like that okay? i cannot DO that #i’m trying to give this man a baby. you would be correct if you also stated that i was giving him horrific pining and longing & light angst #to go with said baby (believes connor doesn’t love him / broke up / never got together with him and now connor has someone else he thinks)#but that is a WHOLE different can of worms than a man thinking he doesn’t belong somewhere on a hockey team. one noted for saying #they don’t want you? we do. like that’s a whole other level of heartbreak and there’s no way they don’t break him in and get him circled up #and immediately saddled with a best friend and family unit like they’ll take care of him i know they well. also on a related dreaming note #caps PLEASE sign madison bowey. as long as i’m manifesting just do it for me okay please. please my intricate narratives baby beans is back #brandon duhaime #washington capitals #anyway going into the actual details of the wishbaby i think a baby showing up in the middle of the caps locker room is not unprecedented #especially if a guy gets traded there so everyone’s gentle with him and used to it and prepped the equipment staff have everything on hand #and of course the caps have a joint daycare system also literally all their kids go to school together so for MY logistics. do we think #brandon flies his mom out to help take care of the baby or does he hide it and not let anyone know for forever. can’t decide how normalized #i want wishbabies to be like definitely i want them to be unusual and strange and it’s not like everyone knows oh you love someone (or #something so much you can wish for it even if you don’t know you’re wishing and sometimes the universe reaches a tiny little finger a nail #no bigger than a grain of sugar back out to touch yours a beautiful little baby) but like i cannot stress how much i want this to be a #massive pivotal change in brandon’s life and literally just another day in the office. oh lovesick coworker? yeah we know. he’ll figure it

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× PWHL - New Logos ×

#HAPPY PWHL RELEASE DAY EVERYBODY I DON’T HAVE TO FIGHT MINNESOTA!!!!!!!!!!! LET’S GOOOOO #whoever said i love the ottawa calgary flames stop that 😭😭 like you’re right but you shouldn’t say it i can’t unsee it now #also gotta say some of them i love like. new york sirens? oh SLAPS i’m here for it. but where is my beautiful woman siren logo pleaseeee #like the little arm/shoulder logo should be a beautiful girl. alternate/third logo please. also minnesota thank you for not being superior #but i don’t know how i feel about that f… i think i could get behind the scepter it’s so much better than the torch to me tbh #montreal logo wins hands down i’m obsessed and the thought is maybe there for boston? it almost looks like the whale but :/#pwhl #guys maybe i can achieve my dream of a nyi fisherman logo turquoise orange and dark blue crewneck by getting a sound crewneck. alt logo pls

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this tiktok video of the two volleyball players but the one keeps offering her hand to the other when she step off the bus….why am i blushing

#kat graves-makar tkachunk put this back on my dash again and because the brainworms are inescapable now i am going to make the rest of you #suffer with me about it instead of just screeching at high volume inside my head like i did when i saw this the FIRST time. anyway first of #all me and who because. please. please i am begging but SECOND of all (and this was unfortunately my first thought) this is lesbian q and #alex turcotte. beautiful butch lesbian q holding out her arm for femme alex turcotte to grab as she steps off the bus oh q is SO chivalrous #to her girl treats her so right makes sure she has money for her nails calls her beautiful every day and shows up in her baggy sweats and #her suits while alex pulls up in her flouncy dresses and her full face of game-day makeup and her long beautiful glossy ponytail. sorry i’m #obsessed if you could not tell i think lesbian q and alex is one of my absolute favorite rule 63 especially how crawsley writes them and i #have no valid thoughts just feelings &pointing like. q would do this for alex to get off the bus. alex is a princess. q treats her like one #the turn. the tats. the two fingers. the tongue. the offering of the elbow when their hand is full oh this is EVERYTHING to me.#like they’re definitely dating right. like 100% they’re together. not even a question. they sit together on the bus & they’re FUCKIN y’all #switching the phone to the other hand to have a hand free two fingers even with the speaker the elbow when it’s not possible ohhhhh i could #chew through concrete you guys. is it envy? is it an unhinged desire for fic like this? there’s so many ways it could be spun it’s so fun #i don’t think i can explain how desperately i want it though i’m just vibrating and rotating it like a microwave because. number one for #lesbian q and alex you can keep them hockey players but have them do this OR you can make it a full volleyball au which would be a fun #little universe AND i am personally obsessed with the way this tiktok zooms on their faces and q in the shades so like for the volleyball or #hockey you could do an outsider pov paparazzi of them tracking the course of their relationship the shocked shy little look at first to the #proprietary reaching out for a hand down before q even gets it out there and then ALSO the adoring look the girl being helped down gives #her when they’re walking away like ohhhh it’s just my favorite dynamic. girl alex not sure if q is flirting or just being nice &she’s never #really had somebody be sweet to her like that casually possessive why wouldn’t alex grab q’s arm. let q get her pre-game smoothies & order #for her because q knows best. turning into alex gazing longingly after a q SHE’S now interested in but doesn’t know if q even wants her #when she could have anybody else when alex is never anybody’s first choice and then OF COURSE q wants her. duh. q with the big tongue out #fuck off vibes to the media because she bagged alex that’s HER girl and nobody else’s you better not forget it and alex shy then getting to #claim q too smug about it like you wish. y’all fuckin WISH and they’re obsessed with each other case closed. i think i would personally die #and be sent to the MOON if q kissed alex’s hand casually not even thinking about it two fingers supporting her and alex has a conniption #about it (yes this is her Crisis. no q hasn’t even touched her really they’re not together yet yes alex develops a Thing for q’s hands. duh)#DID I BLACK THAT OUT OF MY MEMORY I WAS MAKING IT UP I DIDNT THINK THE ONE PLAYER ACTUALLY KISSED THE OTHER’S HAND IN THE VIDEO BUT THEY DO #OH MY GOD THEY DO I AM LOSING IT I JUST WENT BACK AND WATCHED IT I AM HAVING A CONNIPTION THAT’S WHAT I WANT IT’S EVERYTHING TO ME #THE FLUSTERED. THE FULL FOUR FINGER GRAB THE CAUGHT FINGERS THE LITTLE LAUGH THE KISS OH I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH I WANT IT NASTY!! & NOW #zehra güneş #melissa teresa vargas

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dewey^2 p2 i WILL finish you… manifesting…

#the monkey’s paw that is this dewey^2 fic you guys. killing me.#setting myself the arbitrary deadline of you need to finish this fic by the time you get your cast off/your bones are no longer broken #and then proceeding to not MEET that arbitrary deadline because. i made it up #but it’s fine because actually i got an extension (still not healed) like i wish that it was funny 😭 it kinda is but also at this point #i’m starting to think about becoming superstitious like. it’s happened THREE times #i just want to write thissssss (also so y’all can then get *****^* **)#please who wants to stage an intervention on this fic doc and help me fill in the emotional pieces 😭😭#liv in the replies #also rip this is the beginning of the fic i have had for FOREVER & then maybe finally got to tie in to a DIFFERENT line that was the first #thing i actually had for p2… had such a hard time picking a snippet because i don’t want to spoil any of the parts i think are Good #but also. desperately hoping for motivation to write it & aforementioned brainwaves to help me figure out my pwp i gave feelings. por QUÉ #i Want To Share and i am Being Thwarted by my personal schedule and obligations… *** my beloathed.#deweys

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#SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES OH BOSTON THE WICKED IS GONNA BE SO GOOD ISN’T IT!!!!!#montreal i hope you are ready for unhinged narratives about the call and echo. god i want a haunted league so bad you guys can you imagine #stories about all the corpses of the previous leagues COMBINED with the in montreal you hear more about players who are dead than those who #are alive quotes ohhhh we are walking down into the underworld baby and we are ripping the narratives out. guys what if mpp and stacey get #a trade. what if ohh that’s so cursed but GOD i want to orpheus and eurydice them!! fated lovers!!! montreal ghost echoes like PLEASE!!!!!#i’m not gonna lie maybe it’s just me but i do not see the connection between toronto torch (guess of registered trademark names) and their #teaser? i mean we’ll find out soon lmao but if anyone gets it. come tell me please. new york sound is clever and i think could be really #fun except i do Not know the geography and if they’re not actually on? in? manhattan? sound? i’m :/ but yes. i’m here for it #ottawa alert high energy yes yes i have no feelings i get it but. minnesota how could you do this to me. i want to be SO EXCITED ABOUT THE #SUPERIOR AND THE COLD FRONT BUT GIRL 😭😭😭 you can’t have her. you can rip my lake from my cold dead hands (she never gives up her dead)#i miss you minnesota whitecaps… i miss you pride… i miss you six and the rivs… iconic truly. miss you ct whale and the force for your logo #rip beauts you got cut off the tag but i loved your baby blues. excited for new but still think the old rocked!! that’s how we do it baby.#and WHEN can i get an expansion team in detroit 😭😭😭 please. please i am begging detroit has so many development centers for woho #& we ship them all out!! bc no ncaa!!! but we’re working on it like i promise we have the pipeline. so can i PLEASE have les naines rouges #'but liv' you say 'what about the new jersey devils' what about them. there is so much marketing and branding they could be doing that #they are not. also first of all le nain rouge is a river devil so we're talking black and the most beautiful dark blue you have ever seen #with red accents and if you think i don't want some kind of incorporation of the pointed white teeth you are unhinged and i mean. graffiti #les naines rouges traditional tattoo linework the heavy metal script and have you seen how crazy people go for the black on black red wings #merch that would go SO hard as black with the glossy les naines rouges and also the devil is sexy because. i'm gay BUT it's so important #to me because it's a part of detroit and the structure of power!! les naines rouges because lnr 'mostly been a menace to those in power'#that's my girl!!! you weren't gonna make us original six? ok. that's fine. don't believe in hockeytown for woho? that's fine. not gonna #support woho infrastructure? we will MAKE you. and i think every day about the jersey devil hat i did not buy like if y'all saw the drw san #pop-up that PLEASE give me the skeletons give me the devil outline and the flames etc etc. also? opens the door for recognition of inequity #and i know you say 'liv it's a team logo' no it's community. don't banish it (if you have not read the city after property please do)#we can acknowledge of the history of detroit and where these legends come from like i just see so much potential for being able to tie #this team into the fabric of the city in so many ways. please. even if it's not lnr and you honor one of the teams from the past #there is so much potential and we want it so bad!!!! anyway. thanks for coming to my impromptu ted talk can you tell i miss hockey #can't wait for the official pwhl announcements and the season starting #pwhl

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*And people are wrong about urban myths. Logic and reason say that these are fictional creations, retold again and again by people who are hungry for evidence of weird coincidence, natural justice and so on. They aren’t. They keep on happening all the time, everywhere, as the stories bounce back and forth across the universe ... Urban myths are alive.

Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad.

#JOY THIS FUCKS SO INSANELY HARD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! I DON’T HAVE THE WORDS!!!!!!!!#this gives me physical chills every time i read it you think that i am kidding I Am Not. chills all the way up my arms and chest that just!!#S T O P #thinking a lot about narratives lately and this just. yeah. speechless tbh. except for how i have SO MANY THINGS TO SAY!!!! MY WINGIES!!!!!!#the mtkachuk clawing his way through the narrative of the scf ohhhh we could go for days. but truly i feel unhinged about the Russian five #the legacy that exists as so much more than the players but ALSO. that cup the story turning 16 upside down sergei carries him on his back #i’m sure I simply don’t know enough about the rangers to recognize that cup banner raising but THE EVOLUTION WITH VEGAS AND THAT PICTURE #GOES SO HARD and i’m not crying about the yotes you’re crying about the yotes and we’re getting bettman’s head on a pike the evil villain #of the tale and the bruins banners!!! the pens water path down a mountainside they are who came before them!! my god that picture of sidgeno #DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT PK/CAREY TRIPLE LOW FIVE AND THEN. OH. CAREY. and the LEAFS SHAPE OF THE STORY ONCE STARTED THE SILHOUETTE THE LEAF!#THE HISTORY REPEATING HANDSHAKE LINE!!! THE BRUINS LEAFS CURSE!!!! the lightning cup… oh that avs cup stealing fire is soooooo. i wish i #knew who was fighting on the wolf eats grandmother but that’s such a good picture AND JUUSE!!!! my juice!!!! princess kissed!!!!!#the actors changing hands that is. i mean is it bergy/suzuki? i would say claude/pens but i don’t think so… THE THIRD SON HUGHES LUKE MAKES #ME WANT TO CHEW THROUGH A BRICK HOUSE stories don’t care is that the avs or the sabres? because if the sabres. jack. the SABRES stories #don’t care you GUYS and 2020 the story gets told the bubble i 🫡 AND THW GRETZKY STORY REPEATS CONNOR THE PARASITICAL EDMONTON OHHHHH YOU #KNOW WHAT I’M GONNA SAY (oil slick fic) and then ovi fight back (the narratives about him… 2018 cup you are Everything to me. of course #sid bicarb of history BUT I AM LOSING IT ABOUT CONNOR BEDSY!! BEDSY!!! THE STORY STARTING OVER I CAN’T BREATHE FOR SHRIEKING JOY THAT!!!!!#i am Kissing you with consent full on the mouth. tongue if you want it. i am baking you ten thousand loaves of bread and cookies and soup #like!! i want to print this into a little chapbook!! a ‘zine!!! i want her to live on my shelf!!!! i want a gilded leather cover with skate #lace straps like i want to be able to put this into my hands on THICK beautiful cream paper with the embossed glossy ink. i don’t know if #you ever read inkheart but i want a book like that and the STORY like that. oh my god. this as an inkheart au. no i don’t know how or the #plot but i want that richness the illustration i am so obsessed i want to put little gold foil highlights and texture and!!!#this makes me see shrimp colors #stanley cup #<- i think is my best sorting tag because in a way it’s about the narrative of the cup and the hunt and the season #hockey art!!!!!#matthew tkachuk #the russian five #boston bruins #toronto maple leafs

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I don’t blog about sports, but early this morning my favourite athlete Johnny ‘Hockey’ Gaudreau was knocked off his bicycle and killed along with his younger brother the night before their sister’s wedding. He had just turned 31 years old, married his next door neighbour and had a toddler daughter and a 6 month old son (who were planned to be flower girl and ring bearer at the wedding).

I adored Johnny because he was a such a small streak of lightning in a game full of huge dudes who were regularly a whole foot taller than him. His skills were just fucking phenomenal and he was so exciting to watch. I screamed with joy and cheered him on so loudly I lost my voice on many occasions. He represented his country for International Competitions and is the highest US point scorer.

I could get technical and talk about my favourite goals of his, his stickhandling, dangles, on ice spatial awareness etc but it is all on film for anyone to see, just too much to choose from. Nobody moved like Johnny Hockey.

As a person he was a sweet, kind guy who was universally liked in the sport and beyond. I do not follow celebrities on social media, but on hockey forums there are endless stories of his voracious love of mac and cheese (so much so Kraft put him in a TV ad) and skittles candies that he had a hockey stick covered in them and auctioned for charity.

In interviews he always talked hockey and his family. Whenever asked about new contracts and paycheques he would just shrug and say ‘yeah I bought my dad a boat so we can go fishing’ or ‘I just got a cool new wheelchair lift installed in my holiday home so my cousin can come and spend time with me’, or change the subject and talk about his dog, his wife and kids or The Birds. He was a real gem of a gentleman, modest and always ready to give credit to his team and dad (legendary NJ coach Guy Gaudreau) who motivated Johnny to skate as a toddler by placing skittles candies on the ice for him to fetch.

I’m am so sad for him, his family. This is just a blurb of feels about someone I counted down the days for until I could see them make magic on ice. I wish I could write a good tribute, dammit. Thank you Johnny Hockey.

#love you man <3 #somebody i always adored and who never failed to make me smile. i can’t imagine the grief his family and friends are going through #and i wish them nothing but love and peace. it feels so senseless.#johnny gaudreau #matthew gaudreau #columbus blue jackets #there’s so much more to be said that others have put better both in grief and anger but i’ll just leave it at that #please take care of yourself and everybody around you <3 #and to op: thank you for writing the kind of tribute i want to give which is about all the small ways he brought joy and wonder to hockey #for me & so many other people. there are so many small stories i have about him—so many moments & memories—that i struggle to get out but ❤️

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Eric Nystrom’s well-performed striptease

#NO hockey ONLY soap operas and burlesque #eric nystrom #nashville predators #OH MY GOD HERE IT IS I SPENT THIRTY MINUTES OF MY LIFE LOOKING FOR THIS (also making flashcards but that's besides the point) I KNEW #THIS EXISTED I KNEW I HAD IT I THOUGHT IT WAS A VIDEO THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T FIND IT AT FIRSTTTTTTTT #anyway. everything about this to me. beautiful perfect exactly what i want #also if i'm not mistaken this is eric nystrom of another famous gifset of the 'we're just trying really hard' third line fame #which is a project for tomorrow me to find if i posted it or if that is ALSO buried in my drafts somewhere (i am betting on drafts)#(conditionally again if i don’t get called in work. juraj puppy posts r coming i swear i just need like. 4-5 straight solid processing hrs)#and i love him so much. this is SUCH a performance and i think everyone should commit to the bit this hard #granted do he and marty simply have different styles? is marty gonna be a parisian cabaret singer while eric is a magic-mike style stripper #with a glitter thong? (do i mean sparkly or that he pulls glitter out of it? probably both) but i will respect the craft of both of them. W #WAIT OH MY GOD I KNOW I SAID PARISIAN CABARET SINGER BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF SOA DE MUSE BUT I FORGOT MARTY SPEAKS FRENCH I'M SORRY #HE IS FRENCH CANADIAN HE COULD REALLY DO A CABARET PERFORMANCE IN FRENCH KEDOWLENFLBJFLWF i also do fully think if nystrom #had a glitter thong (jock) he would wear it. the big arms. the sweeping motions #incorporating the ice full use of the stage and props (goalie net) into his routine. the open and close of the garter belt (?) is SO.#dramatically flinging the arm guards GIRL the spinning removal of the chest protector this is EVERYTHING TO MEEEEEEEEE #the shimmy taking his pants down. the way the net looks like when the performers are wandering the crowd and hop on to sit at #the table of the richest customers in the club with the two coaches (?) standing behind him gossiping to each other.#PLEASE. did he rip his entire shirt? is that a zipper or did he just rip it??? i know he ripped it i just don't want to believe it #but he is so serious this is a P E R F O R M A N C E this is high art and if you disagree hit the road i cannot explain how obsessed i am #it's been in my drafts for so long with nothing because it's perfection on its own i can't add anything on.#if i could present w/no comment just to let all of u have the undiluted emotions i would unfortunately: cursed to yap. gab. shriek unholily #&THE GLOVES WE CAN'T FORGET HIM YEETING THE GLOVES INTO HIS CROWD TO RILE THEM UP LIKE THE VERY FIRST SILK GLOVE BEING PEELED OFF!!!#wait why tf did i tag this as nashville predators he is definitely not in a nashville jersey here. so it must be true about the gifs #calgary flames

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