Bikini season is right around the corner. But damn so is the Pizza Hut.
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me: ceeerrrreeaall time
friend: what kind of cereal?
me: mini thingy wheat things with the sweet things cereal
google: you mean mini wheats?
#i completely forgot#cereal time#is the only time#i wonder if anyone reads these#if people even noticed me
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jimmy looks so content with life
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me: i'm hungry
brain: eat your brothers last pizza lunchable
me: why not
body: stop doing this
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I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”
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my cat is making a weird noises because i’m fluffing the fur on the back of his neck
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me: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
mom: are you ok?
me: yeah just life thoughts
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*looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes
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i just want someone who i can make pancakes with at 2 in the morning
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damn right
reblog if you love being called "babygirl" ♡
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i think my dog is fairly disappointed in me , as she was been watching me on here
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