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Made a joke to a coworker about how all our hydraulic hoses must be gay because they all have this “MxM” stamp on them. But then I realized. MxM means they have male x male adaptors. Quite literally, all our hydraulic hoses are gay.

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Forcing myself to finish a bunch of projects that have been sitting idle, here’s girl.boy.JPG

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IMPORTANT UPDATE: he eat :)

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This just in: the mystery “Paige” who’s appointment reminders I’ve been getting for at least 3 years has switched dental providers.

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"FREE LUIGI

Deny Defend Depose

EAT THE CEOs"

Sticker spotted in Portland, Oregon

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So. My bf has invited to me a black metal concert with his Very Metal Head best friend. I wanna get cute but as someone’s whose playlists are mostly country/Sabrina carpenter/MCR, I have no clue what is acceptable to wear. Again, wanna be cute but don’t wanna look like a poser (despite that being exactly what I will be in this scenario). Help?

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The universe (my homework load) is crashing in around me (procrastinated to the point of no return), but at least my Guardian (a 2lb fella who really likes bell peppers) is here to protect me.

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To the beautiful creature (stage right) that said they liked my fit on the way to classes the other day, I hope you don’t mind that I drew us. All the best :)

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Status update: plagued by the urge to make a Dino stuffie

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Royal Pigeon

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Having an insurmountable to-do list of readings, essays, and research :(

Having the perfect excuse to hide upstairs at family gatherings :)

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Peak critter design on all accounts

Most bats can actually be sorted into one of four groups. Happy batwatching out there!

(left > right, top > bottom: canyon bat, some sort of generic vesper bat & leaf nosed bat, visored bat & pendlebury roundleaf bat, flying fox)

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why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

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Found some bird wings in the yard today, desperately googling how to preserve them

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Hes just a space cadet •,_,•

Celestial tango

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Describing Titian’s “Venus of Urbino” thinking I’ve never sounded gayer in my life, only to turn around and begin foaming at the mouth attempting to convey the raw feminine power of Artemisia Gentileschi’s “Judith Slaying Holofernes”

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.