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Im taking the chance of posting my art sorry if its too homosexually charged guys this is my first time please be gentle
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All. Six. Fingers.


#kurt wagner canon#kurt wagner drabble#kurt wagner x men#xmen kurt#kurt wagner smut#kurt wagner#kurt wagner is my husband#community dick#awooga#blue men make me feral#too gay to function#RAHHHH
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this is just Rosamund having flashbacks to saltburn
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#steven universe#gay#shitposting#peridot#gayrocks#art#lapis lazuli#cool art#lapidot#lapis#yo reblog!!#im high#whats going on#cuddles#cuddle thoughts#im gonna eat it#pls help#too gay to function#reblog chain#lapis x peridot#what the sigma#relzzart
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My wife is so gay that it's becoming hazardous to her health.
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favorite genre: vaguely goth, black cat (ex) gf shooting daggers at anyone who approaches her golden retriever (ex) gf
#julianna margulies#laura peterson#reese witherspoon#bradley jackson#bradley x laura#tms s3#tms#tms spoilers#the morning show#i'm somehow gayer#gays went feral#lesbian activity#too gay to function#bradleylaura
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Rio: *just existing in Episode 5*
Me: 🎶 girl dinner 🎶
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i need to be sedated. or neutered. or both.
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THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLAINATION!!!!!!!
This hurt so much, but also felt so good, but AHHHHH
What they went through for eachother, against eachother, with eachother. I will never be the same again
#arcane#arcane season 2#icannot#jayvik#arcane viktor#arcane jayce#the gays are not ok#wtf was that#too gay to function#soulmates#they are soulmates your honor#i accept no other explaination#kmn pls#actually pls let me live I need more memes#own post
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Pant suit cunt-off between Daisy Ridley and Britt Lower WHEN—


#lesbians would love it if they played lesbians right???#too gay to function#anyways I NEED these two women in a film together NOW#britt lower#daisy ridley
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So we were talking about tumblr urls with our girlfriends and this just happened:

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What was the gayest thing that happened to you so far
Eh prolly 50/50 shot between gay sex and this one time I planned out be most elaborate fucking date you've ever seen (Ferris wheel, aquarium, ice cream, whole shebang) only to get distracted by a cat and accidentally deleting the file T-T
#ask box#asks open#send me asks#say gex#sesbian lex#too gay to function#distracted by cat#cat mentioned#shitpost#text post
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Lowkey kind of sick of shows hinting queer couples LIKE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS and never going through with it. The looks. The talks of encouragement. THEIR WHOLE ARC. I’m gonna tweak.
#voltron#too gay to function#queer love#lance mcclain#keith kogane#lance and keith#they are in love#so gay i love it#this is so gay#gayboy#i hate this#why not
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“Sweet mother, I cannot weave- Slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl”
guys Sappho originated being too gay to function
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I swear if you don’t watch hearstopper without grinning like an idiot more than half of the time then you’re watching the show wrong I swear
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shocked I am getting anything done given the amount of time i spend looking at pretty women
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