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YoU FEED US LITERAL RAT FOOD
and lead
lots of lead
@cave-science-johnson
I’d like to apply for a job here.
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DO NOT MAKE THE MISTAKE OF BEING A TEST SUBJECT PLEASE HE TREATS US LIKE LAB RATS
@cave-science-johnson
I’d like to apply for a job here.
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1-6-5 nodded, and continued to do the test, soon solving it. She smiled happily, going through the exit. She headed toward the next test, messing with her portal gun arm. She hummed slightly, not noticing the multiple skeletons in the next chamber-
cryosubject:
Welp, That was unexpected.
The small child stopped in her tracks, staring up at the monitor. She tilted her head slightly, Before yelling up at it. “Hello? Ai’m in- in here!” she attempted to wave to get his attention. The kid had a bit of an irish-british accent, obviously from mixed heritage.
“Uh… Hello? Hello-!?”
“Oh!”
He stares at the child for a moment, simply blinking, before pulling on the collar of his shirt.
“I wasn’t expecting the test subjects to be this small. Lookit you! You’re tiny!” Wheatley chuckles, a slight grin on his face.
“Uhm, anyways. Not sure how you managed to get into this part. This part’s my lair. All mine, no… uh. People. Nobody else’s. Probably. I dunno, I haven’t really gotten any petitions for me to pay rent here. Uhm, anyways, if you want to continue with the test, then be my guest. I could probably take you over to the… uh, the control room if you wanted to, but I think the testing’s more fun.”
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Welp, That was unexpected.
The small child stopped in her tracks, staring up at the monitor. She tilted her head slightly, Before yelling up at it. “Hello? Ai’m in- in here!” she attempted to wave to get his attention. The kid had a bit of an irish-british accent, obviously from mixed heritage.
“Uh... Hello? Hello-!?”
1-6-5 wandered around the nearly abandoned railways of aperture, occasionally tripping and stumbling. She soon wandered into a seemingly abandoned testing area. As the door closed behind her, she looked around. It seemed to be a relatively easy test.. But the monitor in the corner was slightly unsettling. She soon shook it off, beginning to solve the test.
@whcatley
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1-6-5 wandered around the nearly abandoned railways of aperture, occasionally tripping and stumbling. She soon wandered into a seemingly abandoned testing area. As the door closed behind her, she looked around. It seemed to be a relatively easy test.. But the monitor in the corner was slightly unsettling. She soon shook it off, beginning to solve the test.
@whcatley
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im scared
Man wouldn’t it be horrible if we all died in a robot related accident
“Horrible” “accident”
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“Yes, I can hear you, Mister! You’re a little bit staticky though-“ She covered her ears at the shouting, letting out a small help in fear. Jesus, this guy was very loud- and there appeared to be someone else with him, from the transmission. “Who is this?! I hear you!” She yelled back, shaking. She sat down, her leg still hurting from the fall. “WHO ARE YOU?!”
1-6-5 would be walking throughout the halls of aperture science, trying to dry herself off. She had managed to break the glass surrounding her in the cryochamber, and she had fallen to the metal walkway below her. She shivered, soon managing to limp herself into a room. Her eyes widened at the bright screens and buttons, starting to mess with the buttons and dials. She soon heard a loud static crackle, which made her jump back. She covered her ears before it stopped, looking around to see what made that noise.
@the-wheatley-core )
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“H-hello? Who’s there?” They yelled back at the static, staring up at the radio. “Hello?! Is anyone there?!” The staticky voice intrigued them, due to the fact there was no one else in the area, nevertheless the room. “I-I can hear you!” 1-6-5 took their hands off of their ears, and tried to look for where the voice was coming from.
1-6-5 would be walking throughout the halls of aperture science, trying to dry herself off. She had managed to break the glass surrounding her in the cryochamber, and she had fallen to the metal walkway below her. She shivered, soon managing to limp herself into a room. Her eyes widened at the bright screens and buttons, starting to mess with the buttons and dials. She soon heard a loud static crackle, which made her jump back. She covered her ears before it stopped, looking around to see what made that noise.
@the-wheatley-core )
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1-6-5 would be walking throughout the halls of aperture science, trying to dry herself off. She had managed to break the glass surrounding her in the cryochamber, and she had fallen to the metal walkway below her. She shivered, soon managing to limp herself into a room. Her eyes widened at the bright screens and buttons, starting to mess with the buttons and dials. She soon heard a loud static crackle, which made her jump back. She covered her ears before it stopped, looking around to see what made that noise.
@the-wheatley-core )
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What happened?
“I only remember a little.. but I had a mom. She had a brown ponytail and brown eyes. I was taken away by some scientists.. it was scary. Then I wasput into testing. They were kinda easy.. but they soon put me in the freezer thingie. I don’t know how long I’ve been frozen, but I want to find my mom. If she’s still alive..”
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Hello! How's everything going?
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MANTIS CORE!!
@cave-science-johnson
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Thank you! pleasedontputmebackinthefreezer.
Alright, question time everyone:
How do we add portals into our cooking, bonus points if you present it to the board so I don’t have to.
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We could make an instant delivery service using them.
Alright, question time everyone:
How do we add portals into our cooking, bonus points if you present it to the board so I don’t have to.
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It depends.
Can we make it so that portals can heat up whatever goes through them?
Alright, question time everyone:
How do we add portals into our cooking, bonus points if you present it to the board so I don’t have to.
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“Hello. My name is 1-6-5. I am an aperture science experiment. I have been in cryostasis for the longest time, and don’t know how I got out. My arm was replaced with this... thing. Feel free to ask me any questions!”
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