cryptidcarnage
cryptidcarnage
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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Happy Friday The 13th!
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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Favorite color: Currently holographic.
Last song: Out of the fire by Type O Negative
Currently watching: Hannibal series with Mads Mikkelson and Hugh Dancy(I've rewatched this twice now).
Currently reading: Not really much of a reader, shockingly.
Currently craving: Either Chinese food or stuffed grape leaves.
Coffee or tea: Boba Tea. I'm a stupid sucker for Boba Tea. Also blueberry donut coffee with more cream than coffee.
@theghoulofme
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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I'm starting to get really lonely not having people to discuss all sort of Philosophy, Physics, and Astrology(True Astrology, not this mainstream 'Oh I'm a Libra' stuff), and Ancient civilizations with. I want to have true discussions and study sessions and grow with someone who's willing to learn with me and rant about our favorite aspects of such topics. Having no one within my immediate vicinity to talk to, or to have people look at me and not understand a word I just said has started to make me not want to talk at all, I feel hella lonely.
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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One letter changes the entire context of the exclamation.
"Ah Shit": I made a goofy mistake and may have just put salt instead of sugar in my coffee.
"Oh Shit": I've just made a horrible irreversible mistake and may have just killed us all.
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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@profound-life Cape superiority.
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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Is it possible to rent an alternative top gay man by chance?
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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Horror Poem.
Your eyes are as vast as the oceans crashing behind those beautiful blue irises as you stare up at me now, mesmerized, unblinking, unspoken;
Face so flushed and pink I could swear an artist had swept his brush across your cheeks, and oh how it contrasted in stark against your porcelain complexion. 
The way your lips worked in silence, uttering, muttering, starting and stopping in deliberation. Your struggle to find the words tantalized my walls of self control that had since now remained unbroken;
Why, my love, why? Why had your heart swayed, what we had was wonderful, bountiful, once in a lifetime, cherishable. The very visage of perfection.
It didn’t have to be this way, nothing between up struggled or frayed. The love we had between us wasn’t broken or tried, it was fine;
Nothing can take you from me, I told you this before. But now you gaze up at me as if you had forgotten, so allow me to remind you that you are mine.
It didn’t have to be this way, how you flail and gasp, eyes gaping in terror and shock with my hands locked tight around your neck;
All you had to do was stay true and love me as I did you, hold me close and whisper what had I done wrong. You told me I was obsessive and scary? That just doesn’t check.
Now you struggle to whisper your apology but, my love I’m afraid that now it is far too late;
If you had loved me, truly loved me, we could have started this over on a fresh new slate.
But to wonder and stray from my heart to another’s hurt me more than I could ever say;
Now, just as you had done with my heart, I will strangle and smother whatever love I had for you away.
I’m sorry, my love, as the light fades behind your eyes, that it had to be this way, I really wish we could have tried;
I just can not forgive what you have done, you snuck behind my back, you gossiped, you lied.
It didn’t have to be this way, now as you slip into the darkness and the life in your eyes fade;
Maybe next time, when you reawake for this third time, it will be better, a love truly sculpted and made.
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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Dream interpreters are so rude; Saying to dream of Werewolves means you don't like how you look? Have you ever thought that maybe I just have a seriously sick kink? Like damn.
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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Day two of sitting at my crappy dining table but pretending I'm charming Prince amongst other ethereal creatures in a Castle Dining Hearth attending a grand feast.
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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Happy Easter, everyone. Remember, today is not the day of Jesus Christ's resurrection, it's the day of celebrating spring, rebirth, fertility, and feasting. Thank the Spring Goddess, Ostara and plant your seeds and feast on fruits and veggies.
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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I didn't quit my exhausting retail job to pay taxes, so excuse me, but no. I'll only be paying for comfort foods and horror movies from now on, thank yoouu!
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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Do snails slither or scoot? I'm confused.
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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My name is Elijah and I am a gay trans guy who's delving and exploring into the BDSM community of kinks, but also just my kinks in general outside of that.
Unrealistic Kinks: Monsters, mainly Werewolves/Lycans(Human intelligence). Monster breeding.
Realistic Kinks(I'm still learning about the community): Breeding. Primal chase and fight. Fight me into submission. Stalking. Leashing and collaring. Worshipping a Dominant figure. Acts of service. Whipping. I like having marks left on me. Rough biting. Hair pulling.
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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My well-over 40 year old ex coworker who had a history of drug and alcohol abuse once said to me, "I could beat you in that race, I played football in Highschool". And immediately I was like. "You mean 20 plus years, a history of rehab and bed rotting, and a missing hairline ago?...no...no you couldn't". That just cracks me up, broham chill.
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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I made it very clear, did I not? Can we NOT do this shit? Did I overreact?
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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Or even Horror/Thriller short story requests.
✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨
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cryptidcarnage · 1 year ago
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Good afternoon my sluts, cucks, and breedable fucks 💚
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