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Cat and bird footprints in dried mud.

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in this house we don’t depression nap we depression watch the same handful of tv shows on repeat until you can feel ur soul leave your body

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🍔🍔

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She’s doing THAT!!!!

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wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

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each day at 6:11 pm est I log onto twitter and I send david shore this image

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(500) Days of Dennis

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one time i was asked to describe the plot of pulp fiction and my first imstinct was to say “slice of life film”

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what she says: i hope mac gets a boyfriend what she means: i want to get a gf and be in a deeply loving relationship

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Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

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now you’re in my blood. 

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I burned so long and so quiet, you must have wondered if I loved you back. I did, I did, I do.

Annelyse Gelman, from “The Pillowcase” in Everyone I Love is a Stranger to Someone  (via sapphoisms)

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Car Seat Headrest- Bodys 

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me talking abt my fave tv shows to myself 

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im aware im abt five years late on this one but house nd wilson rly were in love werent they