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'beaten to a pulp on the bed of moss' - stephen j. shanabrook

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Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

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some people seem to think he died but he didn't. he is still alive, for his sins

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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Vase. . Credit line: Gift of Mrs. Samuel T. Peters, 1926 https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/48425

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The Australian Doug Laming’s Margarita is made with manmade caviar spheres filled with Souza Tequila. Placed on a lime and doused with syrup, the piece is then dusted with salt to complete the balance of flavours. src.: https://bondmelbourne.com.au/the-worlds-fanciest-alcoholic-beverages/ ref photo.: https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/unusual-cocktails/index.html

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He’s so silly I love him

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The First Animals. Written by B. Goodreid. Illustrated by L. Field Marchant. 1970.

Internet Archive

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I finally did it! I finished the thing!

Hoo boy it’s like I completely forgot how damn hard the process of animating is. But hey, I got to the end eventually.

Anyway, please enjoy this short animation of Jester casting Spirit Guardians, modeled after Sailor Venus’ Love and Beauty Shock attack sequence.

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The problem partner

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He’s so silly I love him

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bunch of wips i finished this week, mostly just refs [for me] for some current and future projects. yippee yay.

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who up runing deltas (Chap 3 + 4 spoilers)