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YOU'RE LATE.

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hey. go follow the asshole.

@freckledjock

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What if I moved tommy onto his own blog?????

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anon is turned off until further notice because people don't know how to be fucking decent human beings.

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I LOOK AT THE CROSS AND I WEEP IN ANGER.

broken by mango.

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                                                  KEITH.

the bag crinkled as keith moved the cheetos towards @breakthings​ , placing one in his mouth as he watched steve fumble with a new box of vhs. “wonder if i trip him if he’d knock the whole section down.... then he’d have to redo it...” eyes fell onto robbie before going back to steve.

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                              HELLO , DADDY HELLO , MOM                                     I’M YOUR CH-CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB! 

                                   an independent && private stranger things oc. 

                               with verses in wednesday , fear street , and more!

tolerated by mango.

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I'm rolling thunder, a pouring rain, I'm comin' on like a hurricane. There's lightning's flashing across the sky, You're only young, but you're gonna die.

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independent and highly private.

dark horror adaptation. canon divergent. headcanon based.

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I wanna wish all my followers a very good day. And to remember to eat and drink some water. Remember that you are important.

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merry crisis to those that celebrate. and have an awesome Sunday / holiday to those that dont.

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I put chrissy on her own blog. @chheered

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yo these bots are out of control.

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Every time

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I'm still at work because yay corporate.... but like this for a holiday starter!

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jason knew.. oh he knew. It was a few heated arguments already but she never told eddie... thought it was the best. but her face scrunched up and her hand left his arm and instantly went under chocolate messy hair , grabbing his ear ( roughly ). "yes , edward munson!" calling him by his full name meant she was upset. "you trying to get me in trouble?!" she had cheer practice later and even her dad would kill her. "explain. now."

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every since her breakup with Jason,  the boys have been giving certain looks and it really did bother her. She wasn’t exactly single anymore but not that she had announced it publicly. But the looks she received now had her wondering.. and when she went to the bathroom before class to fix herself up after the make out , she noticed the little purple marks very visible peaking out of her collar. Oh… oh she was going to murder him. She tried her best to hide them with makeup but alas , not the best coverage. She stomped her way over to him , grabbing his arm tightly. “I’m going to murder you , edward.”

when you grow up not having a lot of things,      you become a little possessive of the things that matter.         and chrissy matters to eddie.        her break up with jason was frankly,      mind blowing.         it rocked the entire fucking school and eddie may have been unable to hide his smirk seeing jason bent out of shape over it.      ( he wonders what jason would do if he found out eddies regularly making out with his ex girl )     but eddie isn’t that much of a dick.         and chrissy didnt want the entire school up in their business.           eddie agrees,      but it doesn’t help that hes a jealous fuck and he got a little carried away marking up whats his.         and his comes stomping up,      and eddie winces a little at her grip.           the dog house he goes !           ‘  did you just call me edward ?  ’

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christmas / holiday starters

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

at a party

“Woah, someone drank too much egg nog.”

“Look, I only came for the Christmas cookies.”

“So do I make a sexy Santa/elf/reindeer or what?”

“Merry Christmas! Let’s get wasted.”

“Is my outfit too festive/not festive enough?”

“Hey! Come on in, I’ll get you a drink.”

a grinch

“I can’t believe I’m all alone during the holidays.”

“Most wonderful time of the year, my ass.”

“I hate snow. And smiling children.”

“If I hear one more Christmas song, someone is getting strangled with tinsel.”

“The only thing good about Christmas is the candy canes.”

“Wow, that gingerbread house is…unique.”

“Egg nog is disgusting.”

anti-grinch

“I’ve had my tree up since November.”

“How could you not like the holidays?!”

“I’m going to shove a candy cane up my ass. I’m so excited!”

“Christmas is the only time of year when I’m stressed out AND receiving a bunch of gifts.”

“There’s NO way I’m going to lose the house decorating competition.”

“Christmas isn’t a holiday. It’s a way of life.”

presents

“What did you get me?” / “I’m not telling you! It’s a surprise.”

“I didn’t know what to buy you, so..I made you something…”

“You gave me the present that I gave to YOU last year?”

“It’s perfect…”

“Aw, you didn’t have to get me anything.”

“The only gift I want is stability and happiness. But this wrapping paper is pretty.”

“You just rip the paper right off?! You heathen.” / “You save the paper? Nerd.”

secret santa

“Ugh, I can’t believe I got ___ for secret santa.”

“I got ____!! What should I give him/her/them?”

“Who bought me socks? They’re plain white no-brand socks.”

“The limit was $20, people. Why do I see an iPhone?”

“I know who got me this. There’s only one person who knows me this well. It’s you.”

with friends

“I got us matching ugly sweaters.”

“Do you think I can fit these candy canes up my nose?”

“Merry Christmas, fuckers. I’m broke but at least I got you stuff.”

“This is really corny…but you’re already a gift to me.”

“I haven’t seen you in so long! Get over here and give me a hug.”

flirty

“Are you Santa? Because I’d sit on your lap.”

“Have I been naughty this year?”

“Oh, I’d ride in your sleigh.”

“Your eyes twinkle like tree lights.”

“All I want for Christmas is you.”

snow

“It’s snowing! That’s so perfect!”

“Great, now my flight is delayed…”

“How am I supposed to get home in this weather?”

“Baby, it’s cold outside…”

“Let’s have a snowball fight.”

no snow

“Why can’t we have a white Christmas?”

“It’s too hot for hot cocoa.”

“I wish I could wear a sweater without dying.”

“It’s nice to get away from all the cold.”

“The only ice I want to see is in a cold drink.”

knows nothing about other holidays

“So is it Jesus’s birthday?”

“Where did Santa even come from?”

“…Isn’t the tree a pagan tradition?”

“How do the deer fly?”

“This holiday sounds like it was made by someone on crack.”

“What’s a Hannukah?” / “What’s a Kwanzaa?”

“Is what I’m wearing okay?”

“Stop calling me a grinch! I’m not even Christian.”

hannukah

“Watch me shove all these latkes in my mouth.”

“You don’t know how to play with a dreidel?” / “Let me teach you the dreidel game.”

“See the menorah? It’s LIT.”

“Try the sufganiyot and you will forget about Christmas cookies.”

“Hannukah is the time of year when us Jews gather and decide the next step in taking over the world. At least that’s what that crazy guy from work told me.”

“Do these dreidel cake pops look Pinterest-y enough?”

“Christians get WAY too upset over Starbucks cups. I’ve never gotten a Hannukah Starbucks cup! You don’t see me rioting about it.”

“That’s not a dreidel…That’s a beyblade.”

kwanzaa

“Who needs one day of Christmas when I have a whole week of Kwanzaa?”

“See the kinara? It’s LIT.”

“I can’t go home until I buy a new kinara.”

“What do you think of the decorations? I think I need more African print.”

“How are we out of food? Kwanzaa is about the harvest!”

“I like Kwanzaa. It’s a holiday of principles.”

“It’s not a ‘made-up’ holiday. All holidays are made up.”

“Kinda wish the unity cup was filled with whiskey. And that I could drink all of it.”

misc.

“No matter the holiday, family time is always a bad idea.”

“This isn’t Pinterest-y enough!”

“Come on, let’s take a quick selfie. We never see each other.”

“You know I’m Muslim/Hindu/Buddhist/atheist/other, right?”