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you belong with me // taylor swift

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                               ( – continued from here  // @korni-candy-kane )

         ❝ exactly! ❞ he grinned widely. alexy’s logic was flawless. at least, in this particular situation. watching kori pout and laugh only made the blue haired boy want to smile more. there was something about other people’s happiness that made him happy, too.

        with a satisfied nod, alexy wrapped an arm around her shoulders and gave it a small squeeze, ❝ being a fabulous bitch is definitely not bad. ❞ though after a moment, he dropped his arm. tilting his head to the side, alexy asked with a hint of concern in his voice, ❝ but— what made you want to become an emotionless bitch in the first place? did something happen? ❞

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( KENTIN. )

“So my mom took it upon herself to let me know we should intervene on Armin’s lifestyle, you know, after the other day when you two spent the night? She said he dunked an Oreo in Coke and ate it. Not even I do that, and I’m the American one.”

        alexy almost winced after hearing of his twin’s strange eating habits. he was suddenly thankful he hadn’t been the one to see that. it must have been quite the experience for kentin’s mother, though. ❝ i have tried to change the ways of my brother many times. he’s hopeless. ❞ 

         humming as he thought, alexy commented,  ❝ but— your mom might be right. maybe if we talk to him together he’ll realize i’m not the weird one for calling him out on his gross diet. ❞

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wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

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⨳ — VINES;

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“I thought you were bae. Turns out, you were just fam.” “Ahhhhh! Stop! I coulda dropped my crossaint!” “Happy Christhums. It’s Chrismah. Merry Crisis. Merry Chrysler.” “This bitch empty. YEET!” “Get to del taco, they got a new thing called freesha… freeshavacado!” “You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out.” “Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.” “It is Wednesday, my dudes. AhhhhhhhHHHHH!” “Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!” “Has anyone ever told you you look like Beyonce?” “[Name], did you eat my tater tots?” “Next time you fuckin put a hand on me imma fucking rip your face off bitch.” “I love you, bitch. I ain’t ever gonna stop lovin you, bitch.” “I just got one question. What are those?!” “I don’t have enough money to buy chicken nuggets.” “Aw, fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.” “Look at all those chickens.” “Hi, welcome to Chili’s.” “Two bros, chillin in the hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay.” “Whaddup, I’m [Name], I’m [Age], and I never fuckin learned how to read.” “I can’t sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids.” “Damn [Name], back at it again with the white vans.” “I don’t get no fuckin sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gon get sleep cause of me.” “Try me bitch.” “Pepsi bottle. Coca cola glass. I don’t give a damn.” “I wanna be a cowboy.” “Stop saying I look like Chicken Little, he’s dumb, and he’s a coward, and I am not a coward!” “Hey, I’m lesbian.” “I thought you were American.” “I won’t hesitate, bitch!” “Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!” “When there’s too much drama at school all you gotta do is walk a waaAAAaaaAAaay.” “Hoe don’t do it. Oh my god.” “I’m in me mum’s car, broom broom.” “A potato flew around my room before you came.” “When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!” “Well, when life gives you lemons.” “Give me my hat back [Name], do you want to go see uncle kracker or no?” “I’m [Age] so shut the fuck up.” “You better stop! Stop bitch! Stop! Ahhh!” “Is that a weed? I’m calling the police!” “Daddy? Do I look like-?!” “It’s fricken bats, I love Halloween.” “Excuse my potty mouth, shut the fuck up!” “I’m washing me and my clothes.” “So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies-” “Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?” “So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift, on my birthday, to my birthday party, on my birthday, with a birthday gift?”

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reuploads totty shitting on your life at like 4 am

based off a vine i’m not motivated to find rn

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( ARMIN. )

  It was eight in the morning — but there was  no way  that Armin would be able to tell given his curtains were black and the light was off; in addition, he was wearing his headphones as he played non-stop a time-limited event with +14 items that boy, were those good and hard to retrieve.

  Which is why, when someone opened the door of his room and pulled his curtains open, he flinched, turning around and covering his eyes with his arms  ( online game? Yeah, no pause. No way to stop it but his character was still fighting on its own ).

  “ DUDE!  MY EYES!”, will he need glasses in the future? Yeah, probably. Chances were way too high, “ why are you awake at three in the morning? ” His perception of time?Non-existant.

          after knocking repeatedly and getting no response, alexy decided his only option was to enter armin’s bedroom with or without permission. and really, he wished he could have been surprised to see his brother in complete darkness, face illuminated by the only source of light in the room: his screen. but he wasn’t. not in the slightest.

         with a sigh, alexy walked across the room, unnoticed— still —by armin until he pulled the black curtains apart and revealed the beauty that was sunlight. ❝ it’s so stuffy in here. that’s so much better! ❞

         he turned around ( quite dramatically, as he does ) to find his brother flinching at the new source of light. alexy stared at him incredulously, ❝ what are you talking about? it’s eight in the morning. i kept knocking on your door but you didn’t answer. ❞

          was it too early to nag him about playing video games for possibly the entire night? no, it was never too early. but they were in a rush, so alexy decided to save that conversation for later. ❝ we’re gonna be late for school if you don’t hurry up! ❞

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“I think that… I think that until you’ve fought those battles yourself, until you’ve had the guts to stand up for who you are, you should be really fucking careful talking about and putting yourself above Gay Pride.”

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( LYLE. )

  “ T - This jeans are  too tight, I appreciate you don’t want me to look like my mom dressed me up but, ”  did he switch places with Armin? Yeah. But was it worth it? Spending time with Alexy was always a good change of pace, that refreshing and charismatic attitude of his was always well-received. Plus, he liked his company and appreciated his advice.

  Yet skinny jeans were not his thing.

  Lyle could feel and see in the mirror how glued to the body this thing was.

  “ But uhm, i - is it necessary to this concert you invited me to? ”

          ❝ oh, come on, they look amazing! ❞ the blue haired boy hummed happily, eyeing the outfit he put together for lyle with satisfaction. alexy was always confident in his genius when it came to fashion, but damn. he really was great.

         the grin on his lips fell into a pout at lyle’s response. perhaps if they were too uncomfortable for his friend, alexy would let it go. but not without trying to sell them one last time. 

         ❝ but baggier jeans are so out of style, and they do nothing for you! ❞ he insisted, tilting his head to the side and jutting out his bottom lip, ❝ come oooooon, i know what i’m talking about; don’t you trust me? ❞

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“ i’m keeping a list of everybody who wrongs me. ”

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          ❝ ooooooooh, sounds sinister. i gotta stay off your bad side now! last thing i would want is for me to be on… your list. ❞ alexy replied dramatically before bursting into a fit of giggles. it was difficult to contain himself from teasing.

         he shifted closer to kentin and whispered, hiding his lips with the back of his hand as if trying to keep his next words a secret to any outsiders watching them, ❝ who’s on the list? are you planning some sort of top-secret-sneaky payback? ❞

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"I've decided. I'm gonna be an emotionless bitch, but fucking fabulous" --Kori

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          ❝ i mean, yeah, emotions are annoying, but do you really want to rid yourself of them completely? ❞ alexy questioned with a tilt of his head, a strand of blue hair falling into his eyes in the process. but then, he shrugged, ❝ well, either way, i completely support you in your journey on becoming a fabulous, possibly emotionless bitch. you do you! ❞

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character aesthetics | my candy love: alexy

“I prefer someone, um, more muscular.”

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“ ‘what are you into’ is such a broad question like do i reply with tv series or choking? ”

“ i’ve decided i’m gonna be an emotionless bitch but fucking fabulous ”

“ i’m sad but not like sad enough to be a good painter or whatever ”

“ platonic bdsm is where you beat up your friends in a parking lot ”

“ kinks include: disappearing, being unreachable by phone ”

“ it’s four in the fucking morning. what do you want? ”

“ mathematically, i am nearly 2% tea right now ”

“ i swear you run on spite & caffeine alone ”

“ i deadass like him lmao no jokes ”

“ you ordered pizza without me? ”

“ i think you’re pretty rad. ”

“ to be honest? i’m full of shit. ”

“ it seemed like a good idea at 3 am. ”

“ god sent me here to make shit worse. ”

“ i do whatever the hell i want, that’s all. ”

“ fuck this. i want swords. this is boring shit. ”

“ not to be a fake psychic but i just like…know ”

“ i got a detention for saying eat my ass in the hallway. ”

“ let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re afraid to say sober. ”

“ if your boyfriend doesn’t treat you right there’s always a gay girl who will. ”

“ just a heads up: if i ever act dumb i’m joking. im 100% smart & know literally everything. ”

“ you may think i’m a horrible person but deep deep down i’m even worse ”

“ do you ever read the texts you sent during a breakdown and think damn that was so fucking extra lmao ”

“ would like to apologize to my haters for being an absolute snack. ”

“ everything happens for a reason, but like. what the fuck. ”

“ i feel like i am destined to observe, never experience. ”

“ i’m keeping a list of everybody who wrongs me. ”

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                        BOLD all that applies to your muse.                         italicized  -  applicable in some way.

eyes:   blue | green | brown | hazel | gray | gray-blue | other ( violet ) hair:   blond | sandy | brown | black | auburn | ginger | grey | multi-color | other ( blue ) body type:   skinny | slender | slim | built | curvy | athletic | average | muscular | pudgy | overweight skin:   pale | light | fair | freckled | tan  | olive | medium | dark | discolored | other gender:   male | female | trans | cis | agender | demigender | genderfluid | other | doesn’t like labels sexuality:   heterosexual | homosexual | bisexual | pansexual | asexual | demisexual | other | unsure | doesn’t like labels romantic orientation:   homoromantic | heteroromantic | biromantic | panromantic | aromantic | demiromantic | unsure | doesn’t like labels

species:   human | undead | shapeshifter | demon | angel | witch | ghost | incubus / succubus | werewolf | alien | mutant | android | other education:   high school | college | university | master’s degree | PhD | other i’ve been: in love | hurt | ill | mentally abused | bullied | physically abused  | tortured | brainwashed | shot

positive traits:  affectionate | adventurous | athletic | brave | careful | charming |confident | creative | cunning | determined | forgiving | generous | honest | humorous | intelligent | loyal | modest | patient | selfless | polite | down-to-earth | diligent | romantic | moral | fun-loving | charismatic | calm negative traits:  aggressive | bossy | cynical | envious | shy | fearful | greedy | gullible | jealous | impatient | impulsive | cocky | reckless | insecure | irresponsible | mistrustful | paranoid | possessive | sarcastic | self-conscious | selfish | swears | unstable | clumsy | rebellious |  emotional | vengeful | anxious | self-sabotaging | moody | peevish | angry | pessimistic | slacker | thin skinned | overly dramatic | argumentative

living situation: lives alone | lives with parent(s) / guardian | lives with significant other | lives with a friend | drifter | homeless | lives with children | other parents/guardian:   mother  | father | adoptive | aunt | uncle | foster | grandmother | grandfather | other | none sibling(s):   sister(s) | brother(s) | none | other relationship:   single | crushing | dating | engaged | married | separated | it’s complicated | verse dependent

i have a(n):   developmental disorder | learning disorder | personality disorder | mental disorder | anxiety disorder | sleep disorder | eating disorder | behavioral disorder | substance-related disorder | PTSD | mental disability | physical disability | other

things i’ve done before:   had alcohol | smoked | stolen | done drugs | self-harmed | starved | had sex | had a threesome | had a one-night stand | gotten into a fist fight | gone to infirmary | gone to jail | used a fake ID | played hooky | gone to a rave | killed someone | had someone try to kill them

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