d-mason

[d-mason]

Data Leak!!

( vaguely ) inspired by Mass Effect 2′s shadow broker dossiers My muse’s data has been compromised! Send a symbol to discover:

💬 - A private correspondence

📝 - A private record ( Ex. Criminal, Medical, etc… )

🎤 - An audio transcript from a recording

🌐 - Their most frequently visited websites

🔎 - Their last 3 search terms

🛒 - Their last 3 purchases

🎥 - The last 3 movies/tv shows they watched

🎮 - The last 3 games they played

❌ - A piece of information that could be considered blackmail material

Specify muse for multimuses!

[d-mason]

Excuse me, what?...

That sounds like the start of harassment there, kid.

(He's assuming the person who asked that is you that is way younger than him considering this year Section should be 46 if my math is right ✅️😰😭)

hi harper it's not sexual harassment but can I squeeze ur pecs❤️❤️❤️

Huh? 🤯I know David is watching and needs to be professional. In other cases, David lets me clean the toilets

[d-mason]

Have a Shima Enaga

Oh? That's a cute thing.

@m-harper

Do you think Briggs will let us keep it?

[d-mason]

hi david I luv u Im gonna give u a smooch

That doesn't sound very.... professional

[d-mason]

Hi

Hello ‼️

[d-mason]

Remember that time we were training, and Charlie thought we were fighting 😰

Why is Raul teleporting everywhere who taught him how to do that.

@cordiesdiecomesback tell the Story or i tell @d-mason the Truth of the stolen Cake in his house

[d-mason]

H-hey comrade- sorry to come unannounced, but— I brought ramen, and I got some books I’ve been reading lately! Found some amazing records too! Would you- maybe like to chat about them? :>

- @askchernov

Hey, it's been a while. I wouldn't mind that. :)

[d-mason]

Yes.

You should probably start teleporting when she gets home...

Why is Raul teleporting everywhere who taught him how to do that.

@cordiesdiecomesback tell the Story or i tell @d-mason the Truth of the stolen Cake in his house

[d-mason]

It's not the same 💔😰

Just wait until she hears about this...

Why is Raul teleporting everywhere who taught him how to do that.

@cordiesdiecomesback tell the Story or i tell @d-mason the Truth of the stolen Cake in his house

[d-mason]

My wife made that cake !! 💔

Why is Raul teleporting everywhere who taught him how to do that.

@cordiesdiecomesback tell the Story or i tell @d-mason the Truth of the stolen Cake in his house

[d-mason]

Both of you are being mean. In my house. 😭

@cordiesdiecomesback @m-harper

The cake in question:

Why is Raul teleporting everywhere who taught him how to do that.

@cordiesdiecomesback tell the Story or i tell @d-mason the Truth of the stolen Cake in his house

[d-mason]

...

You could have asked me for some...

Also

@m-harper

You knew and didn't tell me?? 😭

Why is Raul teleporting everywhere who taught him how to do that.

@cordiesdiecomesback tell the Story or i tell @d-mason the Truth of the stolen Cake in his house

[d-mason]

What truth??? What actually happened to the cake???

@cordiesdiecomesback what happened to the cake?? :(

Why is Raul teleporting everywhere who taught him how to do that.

@cordiesdiecomesback tell the Story or i tell @d-mason the Truth of the stolen Cake in his house

[d-mason]

@cordiesdiecomesback @m-harper 🫶‼️

I'd only do it if you were comfortable ‼️

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[d-mason]

I'd also like to warn you about my crazy wife

And the medic who bites if provoked, or if my wife summons him. :)

Or if you have tattoos.

I- i didn't know you had a guest room, let alone that I could come in.

Anyone is welcome :)

All that we ask is that you clean up after yourself, and that you keep the room intact. And beware because sometimes @cordiesdiecomesback likes to teleport inside without warning.

[d-mason]

Dont forgot when someone is stay at your place that you have a crazy Wife and a biting Medic at your House

@m-harper

Yes... how could I forget?

I got bit last week cause I accidentally pissed Charlie off, and she actually sent him to bite me, and I was shocked when he (unsurprisingly) followed through... I swear that guy has canines. At least he's vaccinated, though.

@m-harper

[d-mason]

I- i didn't know you had a guest room, let alone that I could come in.

Anyone is welcome :)

All that we ask is that you clean up after yourself, and that you keep the room intact. And beware because sometimes @cordiesdiecomesback likes to teleport inside without warning.